A list of puns related to "Body Lotion"
Told my wife this one his morning. She was not amused....
Me: Did you hear about the guy that died at Proctor and Gamble?
Her: No, what happened?
Me: Yeah he was at the lotion storage tanks I guess and he fell in and drowned because they couldn’t get him out.
Her: That sounds awful, what a terrible way to die.
Me: Yeah I guess what they say is true about this all.
Her: What?
Me: A body in lotion tends to stay in lotion
Her: ................. I’m serving you papers after that.......
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