I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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I'm watching Milk on Blu-ray. imgur.com/iY3pWSi
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Had to take my blu-ray of San Andreas back to the shop

It was faulty

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Asked my dad why we didn't own "Up" on Blu-Ray.

I told him the price had lowered.

He said, "Great! I've been waiting for Up to go down." He then proceeded to laugh.

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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en espaΓ±ol (PerdΓ³n por errores gramaticales)

QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciΓ³n? Libre!

QuΓ© es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digΓ‘is mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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My dadjoke backfired...

So my friend was wearing a fish patterned shirt.

Me: "Hey, nice shirt." Him: "Thanks?" Me: "I'm guessing you're wearing it because you think you're such a great catch." Him: sigh "No, I'm just wearing it for the halibut"

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Why is the ocean blue?

Because the fish go "blu, blu..blu blu"

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My dog stepped in blue paint with two of his paws

Hairy pupper and the half-blued prints.

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Bought a high definition dessert today..

.. it was a creme blu ray.

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How long is the new James Bond movie?

While sitting down to watch the Blu-Ray

Him: "How long is the new James Bond movie?"

Me: "I exSpectre it will be at least two hours."

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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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