Had an eye test today and they told me I'm colour blind.

That one really came out of the purple.

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👤︎ u/EsseB420
📅︎ Apr 14 2022
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The store held blind taste tests of its brand against the national best seller.

It was a pop quiz

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📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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A pirate walks into a bar and it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.
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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person

They blind test everything

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👤︎ u/Jacksonrr3
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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There were bottles of Cholula and Tapatio on the dining table

My SO and I were arguing which taste better so we decided to do a blind test on each one.

After deciding that Cholula was better, I said "Now you can tell your friends we experimented to spice up our lives."

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👤︎ u/starberiiy
📅︎ Oct 04 2014
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Dad said this one while talking about the opticians

We were talking about the bit in the eye test where they shine a really bright light into your eye while they look at it.

My sister said 'I don't like that bit, its like its blinding me'

Dad replied, 'Well, they have to drive business up somehow!'

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👤︎ u/EmCdeltaT
📅︎ Sep 03 2013
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