Blacksmiths Puns

A list of puns related to "Blacksmiths"

What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with?

Forgery

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👤︎ u/Raw_Rain
📅︎ May 11 2022
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Blacksmiths Best Friend

I brought a dog from a blacksmith’s when I was young. As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the back door.

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👤︎ u/downturnbiscuits
📅︎ May 13 2022
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Why are blacksmiths so flatulent?

Whoever smelt it, dealt it

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👤︎ u/BlueMageTheWizard
📅︎ Feb 15 2022
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What does the Postal Service have in common with Medieval Blacksmiths?

They both deliver the Mail.

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👤︎ u/averagebloodloss
📅︎ Mar 11 2022
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I bought a fake blacksmiths

It was a forgery.

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👤︎ u/mbfos
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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Been looking after the blacksmiths dog this week.

Got home last night and it had made a bolt for the backdoor.

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👤︎ u/waffel-daddy
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Who was the Egyptian blacksmith's favorite actor in GoodFellas?

Kho Peshi

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👤︎ u/Asmor
📅︎ May 06 2019
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Oh! So you like metal? Then name 3 blacksmiths.

Meirl: Will, Jaden and willow

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👤︎ u/AviAdlakha
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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What are blacksmiths favorite kind of music?

HEAVY METAL!

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👤︎ u/Ferrugem
📅︎ Jul 21 2013
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Why do blacksmiths always win arguments?

They make lot of good points

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👤︎ u/DeepThoughtSuperComp
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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Why did the blacksmith turn up his nose?

He smelt wrought-iron

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👤︎ u/canuck_4423
📅︎ Feb 25 2022
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What a dilemma for a Blacksmith in this era of the Pandemic.
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👤︎ u/DevotionInChains
📅︎ Aug 05 2021
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If a blacksmith made counterfeit swords...

Would they be forgeries?

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👤︎ u/PeasantErrant
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why did the blacksmith pick a fight?

He had an axe to grind.

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👤︎ u/SpartanT8472
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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A Blacksmith
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👤︎ u/its_boogeyman
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Don’t drink with a blacksmith’s wife.

You’re liable to get hammered.

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👤︎ u/SirFister13F
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells “you smelt my armour!”

The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: “Yes, and what a lovely scent it had.”

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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I had quite the contentious meeting with the local blacksmith

I had an axe to grind

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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Getting interviewed for a job as a blacksmith: Interviewer: Do you have any experience shoeing a horse?

Me: No, but I once told a donkey to F off.

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👤︎ u/CameronC7
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I brought a dog off a blacksmith

10 minutes after bringing him home, he made a bolt for the door...

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👤︎ u/Altar-83
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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I just bought a dog from the blacksmith

As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door.

Thought this fit here. Saw it on r/jokes from u/jimathay

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👤︎ u/AHighTeddy
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Never adopt a dog from a blacksmith.

We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Baconlessness
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I think my new dog was a blacksmith in his previous life...

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the gate.

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👤︎ u/midget_clown
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I adopted a dog that used to belong to a blacksmith.

First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/ZeroAgency
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with?

Forgery

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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
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👤︎ u/EllieGeorgia
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmiths today.

As soon as i was home,he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today, and as soon as I got home

It made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Agitated-Try-5474
📅︎ Apr 25 2022
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Bought a dog from a blacksmith in town

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/RonieBones
📅︎ May 19 2022
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I adopted a disobedient dog from a blacksmith...

As soon as I got home he made a Bolt for the door...

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👤︎ u/Otherwise_Interest72
📅︎ Dec 01 2021
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I once bought a dog from a blacksmith..

Only had him half an hour when he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Bellechewie
📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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Just bought a dog from a blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/LachrymoseClown
📅︎ Aug 10 2021
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith.

When I got home it made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Ally699669
📅︎ Aug 17 2021
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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith

As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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I apopted a dog from a blacksmith today

As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/acideath
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Wintermoon01
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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I adopted a dog that was owned by a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Perigeesus
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Bought a dog from a blacksmith.

He's great, as soon as I got home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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I bought a puppy from a blacksmith earlier

Right away when we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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I just adopted a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Titsonafish
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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I ONCE GOT A DOG FROM A BLACKSMITH,

AS SOON AS I GOT HIM HOME HE MADE A BOLT FOR THE DOOR

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👤︎ u/deanjeffrico
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day

But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Yankee9Niner
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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I bought a dog from my local blacksmith

When I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/AFC-Wilson
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why should you never buy a dog from a blacksmith???

Because as soon as you take the dog home it makes a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.

His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.

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👤︎ u/DarthVarn
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Last week I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/spudbrain5470
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Bought a dog from a Blacksmith...

I bought a dog from a blacksmith once. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/_Benny_Lava
📅︎ May 29 2017
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I bought a dog from a Blacksmith the other day...

I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/26326312
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/yolo5hy
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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