Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project
What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
photos-and-thesis
Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a “theme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.
These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.
Hannibal Lecturer 💀
They had no chemistry et. al.
As there were no longer any nearby, he entrusted some of his staff with trying to catch bees from their natural habitats up in the mountains and bring them to the shore. Unfortunately, the bee population there had evolved specifically to their environment which made them die in the process.
The scientist were frustrated with failure, and seemed to have lost all faith in the project. On top of that, despite having tried to have children for years, he had not had any luck with conception and when he finally succeeded, her wife miscarried.
Disappointed with his failed ventures, the wife asked his husband: "So, do you have any idea on how to increase the local population?" Scientist said: "We have finally succeeded in bringing some new bees to the area but so far we have been unable to produce any offspring" She asked: "Are you sure you've tried all methods available?" He answered to her: "Yes, but having bay bees is far more difficult than we thought."
Her new family should be here within the hour
It was on a ram page.
Like, what a jerk, I'm absolutely lipid
Sure, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!
When I asked her why, she said, "Well, because they're always spotted."
It’s a toxic workplace
The results speak for themselves.
Congratulations, you’re E-mortal!!
I guess I’m biode-grade-able
No shoes, no shirt, no cervix.
Dude, your fly is open
But math puns make me number.
It makes me feel like a prisoner
“I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands.
“We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
My grades are below C-level
"you're a-dog-ted"
There's actually a vas deferens.
I said "The elephant obviously!"
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
He said, "I'm your mum."
My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:
"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"
Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.
The first one says “you know what, Dave, I saw a young girl in a clearing studying plants in her Biology notes.”
“Chlorophyll?” Says the second Bear.
“Nah, I left her alone to study.”
Open toad.
Your grades need to be above C-level
It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
I wound up using cellular.
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
Because there was no chemistry.
They had no chemistry 🥺
