A road for cars meets a road for bikes on tinder

After some talking they decide to go out on a date.

After a nice dinner the road for bikes invites the road for cars to his appartement.

They get upstairs, but instead of going to the bedroom, the road for bikes stabs en kills the road for cars cold-blooded.

Turns out, he was a real cycle path

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Dad told me a joke this morning.

Dad: "What do you call a bike trail reserved only for murderers and criminals?"

Me: (sigh) "What, dad?"

Dad: "A cycle-path!"

facepalm

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