Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
What does cthulhu eat for breakfast?
Yog-urt and elder berries.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to fuck off
That was berry rude of him
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Which fruit has the hardest time saying anything?
Rasp-berries!
Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?
It was a currant affairs program.
What would a dissapointed berry say?
Im berry dissapointed
What did the thief say when he was robbing a fruit stand?
Hands up! This is a rob-berry!
What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?
What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?
Boo-berry!
Where did my berries go?
The strobbery took them.
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...should’ve put it on aloha setting!
What's a scarecrows favourite fruit?
A straw-berry!
If I’m out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam? reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
This could be berry shocking imgur.com/gallery/3cU1Fxw
If your man doesn't appreciate jokes about fruit...
You need to let that mango...
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My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
She’s dead and berried.
