A list of puns related to "Battlefields"
These were Hun Identified Flying Objects.
I was playing Battlefield 1 a while ago. I sneezed as I did a quick scope kill.
Talk about a sick shot.
Slothiesm: Want to know what Russia is saying to Ukraine now?
Vectron9: Sure
Slothiesm: Crimea river!
βI was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.β - Sir Prize
βI shall see you around.β - Sir Cumference
βWe shall fight on land or sea.β - Sir Fenturf
βI was the knight who was afraid to fight.β - Sir Render
βI was the unbelievable knight.β - Sir Real
βI was the knight that drank too much.β - Sir Rhosis
A soldier drags a power cable across a battlefield. He is leading the charge.
A stray bullet breaks the cable and the soldier gets electrocuted. He was shell shocked.
The soldier starts flailing, hitting another soldier. He was charged with assault.
The charge jumps to Soldier 2 on contact. It became assault and battery.
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