A list of puns related to "Battledore And Shuttlecock"
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Went for our big ultrasound and everything looked well for our baby. Growing strong and kicking mommy, it is the more reassuring feeling. The only thing the doctor mentioned was the the umbilical cord was attached to the end of the placenta ( it usually attaches to the center). So ofcourse, i googled the whole day and found a name for it "battledore core insertion". Have any of you heard or dealt with this? I don't know how serious it is but the doctor just said they will monitor it. I'm nervous π₯. Other that making sure my baby is kicking, I don't know what else to do.
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If you're a gullible whelp haunted by memories about that gym teacher whose shorts were always a little too tight, then I've got just the place for you. New York's hottest club is βShuttlecock!β
Located in the last place that you thought to look, this grotesque abomination is owned and operated by Yiddish punk-rocker-turned-rapper, Lil' Miss Shuggeneh, former lead singer of shtetl metal pioneers Twisted Shiksa. Celebrated and condemned for its dystopian decor of abandoned shopping carts and the squat-but-hot staff clad in Haute Couture that's actually hot charcuterie, this club finally answers the question, "... Dad?"
After an arousing pat-down from security chief and Ross-from-Friends look-alike David Schwimsuit, you'll be escorted to the dance floor by a golden retriever who checks every few seconds to see if you're still following him. This place is sick. It has everything:
And on your way out, be sure to go through the Czech Out.
What, like, a check out, where you pay for stuff?
Oh. Oh, no, no, sweetie. No, the Czech Out! Located in a dank corner where the men's room really should have been, this Slavic meat shack is the after-after-party for you and your best buds' taste buds. Stuff your dirty little mouth with a wide selection of kielbasi prepared by Czech dissident and flamboyant dominant Heimlich Mann-Γber. Mmm ...
Um, Stefon?
Oh sorry, where was I. Oh, yesyesyesyes, meat shack. This testosterone-drenched delicatessen is the cabbage-fueled brain fart of Broadway child star turned phone sex operator Little Oral-Fun Annie --
Whoa, ok, I think that's enough.
Is it, though? Is it?
Stefon everyone!
Hi, I played badminton only as a youth and for fun, now Id like to try its called hooray league for fun, there are all sorts of level players. We have big Li Ning offer here and I would like to buy racket and shuttlecocks there, I dont mind spending more for quality, I had already made my mind, tried and its very entertaining and I did quiet well for a beginner. So far I googled N90...that is good, though have no idea which from this company would You recommend. Please try and help, and Im very sorry for my English...need to workvon it. Thanks to everyone willing to help me.
Hi. Recently bought some nylon birdies and some have become distorted and misshapen from the original shape it came.
Wondered if anyone has any method to repair and return their original shape?
Thanks
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Beginner here. I have 6 YONEX-MAVIS350 shuttlecocks. When I'm not playing with them, what is the optimal way to store them? I tried searching online for an answer but I couldn't find any definitive one. Should I store them in the tube in the cold or in room temperature? Is higher humidity better? I just don't them to become brittle and damage them due to poor storage. I currently just store them at room temperature.
I've read couple of times here that people use Aeroplane black shuttlecocks because they are pretty good in quality as well as affordability.
Some people were even saying how they can be comparable to AS-50. But when I checked the prices for AS-50, they were around $35 USD whereas Aeroplane Black is more around $25 ~ $30 USD.
My question is, is it really true that Aeroplanes are decent and they are similar to AS-50? It was just hard for me to believe that with a pretty big difference in prices.
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