Racquet Puns

A list of puns related to "Racquet"

Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table??

Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ May 31 2020
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why did the man buy 9 racquets?

because tennis too many

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👤︎ u/mellon_coliee
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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It's a racquet. imgur.com/jnzTI
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👤︎ u/OrangeSofa
📅︎ Apr 20 2012
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To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis.

It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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I invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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I visited a tennis equipment factory. The noise there was unbearable

They make a racket.

(Please no hate. Tennis jokes need love)

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👤︎ u/kiVShenoy
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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I beat my tennis partner so bad he started crying

I got charged with racquet-tearing

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👤︎ u/lol_camis
📅︎ Jul 28 2014
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Did you hear about the tennis match played in absolute silence?

There was no racquet.

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👤︎ u/snewo33
📅︎ Jul 15 2013
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I had a job at a tennis goods factory

I got fired for making a racquet

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👤︎ u/yerrmayte
📅︎ Mar 25 2016
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