Tennis Racquet Puns

A list of puns related to "Tennis Racquet"

Mum: (yells at dad) - Why is there a bloody tennis racquet on the kitchen table??

Dad: Relax love it's serving lunch.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ May 31 2020
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To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis.

It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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I invented a new game called Silent Tennis.

It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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