What is the Latin word for "one-piece bathing suit"?

Bikinus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Why did J. S. Bach always wear really skimpy bathing suits?

He loved to feel the air on the G string.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I said to my wife β€œI hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”

She said β€œthen wear your own one then”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a paralyzed zoo keeper's bathing suit?

A zoo-kini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverlord777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What kind of bathing suit does a monk wear?

A one peace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/britbax08
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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My wife bought me a bathing suit that was way too big...

I was practically swimming in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aceoftrachs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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TIL about the silent P in "bathing suit"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whmeh0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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Wife: Our baby shower is in one week and I have no idea what to wear! What should I wear?!?!

Me: Probably a bathing suit.

Wife: ...? *Glares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Harry Potter and a Dadjoke

Boyfriend: "When you come over this weekend, bring Harry Potter and a bathing suit."

Me: "I don't think I've read that one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatsenuf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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Doing this laundry isn't really my strong suit.

It's actually my bathing suit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsSheenOnTV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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My socially awkward dad

The first time we met my brother's gf (now wife) she was talking about how many natural disasters there is in USA (brother's gf from Boston, we are from Denmark) and we have almost none here

and he continues the topic

Dad: "well... The only natural disaster in Denmark is 'mom' in a bathing suit.."

We laughed so hard (even 'mom') except the gf, she begins to cry and claims that danes are monsters.. Then he'd explain that this is the humor of Denmark, and she understood. Now she even makes this kind of jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mons388
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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