Bathing Suit Puns

A list of puns related to "Bathing Suit"

What is the Latin word for "one-piece bathing suit"?

Bikinus.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Why did J. S. Bach always wear really skimpy bathing suits?

He loved to feel the air on the G string.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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I said to my wife “I hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”

She said “then wear your own one then”

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👤︎ u/bigpapastu
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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What do you call a paralyzed zoo keeper's bathing suit?

A zoo-kini

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👤︎ u/Foreverlord777
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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What kind of bathing suit does a monk wear?

A one peace.

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👤︎ u/britbax08
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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My wife bought me a bathing suit that was way too big...

I was practically swimming in it.

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👤︎ u/aceoftrachs
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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TIL about the silent P in "bathing suit"
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👤︎ u/whmeh0
📅︎ Aug 03 2015
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Wife: Our baby shower is in one week and I have no idea what to wear! What should I wear?!?!

Me: Probably a bathing suit.

Wife: ...? *Glares

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👤︎ u/StuntsMonkey
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Harry Potter and a Dadjoke

Boyfriend: "When you come over this weekend, bring Harry Potter and a bathing suit."

Me: "I don't think I've read that one."

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👤︎ u/beatsenuf
📅︎ Jul 03 2014
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Doing this laundry isn't really my strong suit.

It's actually my bathing suit

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👤︎ u/AsSheenOnTV
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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My socially awkward dad

The first time we met my brother's gf (now wife) she was talking about how many natural disasters there is in USA (brother's gf from Boston, we are from Denmark) and we have almost none here

and he continues the topic

Dad: "well... The only natural disaster in Denmark is 'mom' in a bathing suit.."

We laughed so hard (even 'mom') except the gf, she begins to cry and claims that danes are monsters.. Then he'd explain that this is the humor of Denmark, and she understood. Now she even makes this kind of jokes

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👤︎ u/mons388
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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