Swimsuit Puns

A list of puns related to "Swimsuit"

I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit...

It was a lamb bikini

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👤︎ u/_methematician
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a sports car today.

It must have been a Lamb bikini.

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👤︎ u/420ZeusNoScope
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Expensive Swimsuit

Years ago when my mum was at a hotel with my dad she forgot her swimsuit so she bought one at the hotel shop. She got it put on the bill rather than pay for it there and never checked the price as she assumed it would just be a normal, cheap costume. Turned out it was an Armani one and cost hundreds so my dad 'gave' it to her for the next few Christmases, and when I reminded him of this years later: 'remember that Armani swimsuit?' he replied 'yes, it did cost a lot of Armani' ('our money').....

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👤︎ u/PigeonLass
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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Walking by a clothing store, my wife says, “I would like to try on the swimsuit in the front window.”

Me: I think you have to use the dressing room like everyone else.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 23 2018
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So my brother stayed home to read sports illustrated instead of going swimming with us.

I think he has an issue with swimsuits

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👤︎ u/heyitsthatguygoddamn
📅︎ Mar 21 2014
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit!

It was a lambikini

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👤︎ u/Blood_Quake
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.

It was a lamb bikini.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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