My dog used to bark Bow-Wow! Older now, he goes AARP-AARP!
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?
Because the tree barked first
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he heard the cow bark?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Bark the car
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My dog is quite small with a real gravel tone to his bark
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Why did the smaller dog have a better bark than the bigger dog?
Cause he was a sub woofer!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Bark
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︎ Aug 04 2020
So I my son started to bark at me
Kept on insisting that I had promised to build him a treehouse but I don't remember evergreening this elm of a contract.
Though he kept inisisting I had birch the agreement due to the long delay but my attempt to confern the fertility of the spruce was in roots. Now I have to oak up and face the spruce. My weekend has been soiled and I now have to maple my son's treehouse whilst I willow my day away. Although... Now that I twig about it, having a treehouse in my yard sounds like a pine idea.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why is the skin of tree trunks called bark?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Dogs have different barks in different countries
The american dogs go bark bark, the Scandinavian dogs go bjeff bjeff and the british dogs go bruv bruv.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
My dad trained his dog to sniff rocks and bark when it found a fossil.
It's a trained barkeologist.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
How do you greet a rapper who barks?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Tree barks. Lumberjack leaves.
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︎ Apr 25 2019
What do you call a dog with a deep bark
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︎ May 26 2020
Got myself a new dog, with a low, loud and resonant bark.
Going to call him Sub-woofer.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Rosa definitely barks!
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︎ Feb 08 2020
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
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︎ Jul 02 2020
He bark
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Bark
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︎ Jun 15 2019
*Bark bark*
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︎ Aug 02 2019
My family was eating birthday cake, and one of the he toppings looked like striped bark, so my mom asked my dad, " Do you want a bark?"
And my dad replied, "Ruff!"
I liked it but everyone else groaned
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I learned that cinnamon comes from the bark of a tree...
...but why do the stores sell so much ground cinnamon?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
*bark bark* wingardium leviosa *bark bark*
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︎ Jul 02 2019
If Mark wants his dog, Lark, to Bark he says Bark Lark! Then if Lark wants Mark to Bark he says?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What do you call a flower that barks?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Why do I carry a piece of bark around in my pocket?
It's just part of my shtick
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Why did the dog bark?
He was having a ruff day.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
His bark was much worse than his bite
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︎ Aug 05 2018
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︎ Sep 22 2018
Great Danes donβt bark
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Which tree has the best bark?
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︎ Jan 11 2019
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
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︎ Nov 28 2017
I drove past a lumbar yard the other day. They were having a βBark Saleβ
I thought to myself, βman... sales must be ruff.β
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︎ Jul 01 2018
A dog walks up to a tree and says "bark"
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︎ Oct 29 2017
How do you make a cat bark?
Throw it in the fire. It will go WHOOF
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︎ Jul 11 2016
He just keeps repeating it as long as the dog barks.
Whenever my dog barks, my dad will say something like, "how does sandpaper feel?"
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︎ Nov 26 2013
Why do German rabbits bark and lay eggs?
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︎ May 25 2017
What kind of dog doesn't bark?
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︎ Oct 28 2015
Finally...a tree who's bite is worse than it's bark
http://i.imgur.com/IN3Yz6C.png
My dad is a professional dad
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︎ Sep 09 2015
Did you hear the puppy's first bark?
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