Bargirl Puns

It says she was in the wiki but I’m thinking she was a barmaid/waitress. A bargirl entertains customers...seemed like she just served people drinks.

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Title says it all. Where to meet african freelancers in Pattaya? I saw that the bar that spins was a good place, but also that it had been closed. Also, has anyone had any luck getting a Thai woman and an African woman together? What are the issues associated with getting the girls back to the hotel, and is there a mark up or down on the barfine or ST or LT price?

Even my 60 year old co-worker from the parking lot told me the girl was ugly as a dog. Her skin was so dark, her features looked like a thai/cambodian bar girl, not the general japanese customers I see.

Her husband an American rat faced weirdo, no jaw, shekel nose, super awkward. Physique of a concentration camp escapee on crack.

That pink-haired bird spoke horrible english. He spoke zero japanese. They probably communicate only by saying "suck my weiner you whore, uhh"

They still will never top the worst. An australian couple in their 60s told me they came to stop a few days before visiting their HANDICAPPED son in Tokyo. A quadruplegic motherfucker who's got 2 CHILDREN with a japanese woman.

I never thought moving to Asia would have exposed me to more WMAF horror in a week than what I could see in a year back in Europe. I hope Kim just shoots all the missiles before 2020, take me to the afterlife too please.

If she doesn't have change for my 500 baht note that means free ride, right?

https://np.reddit.com/r/Thailand/comments/blj0sx/anyone_every_called_out_a_taxi_driver_pretending/

Just curious.

I’d ask in the CM subreddit but don’t feel like dealing with the wokesters over there.

It is our third date. Twenty years earlier, a third date meant something. Girls followed “the rules,” and one of the rules said you didn’t fuck until the third date. Alicia and I fucked on our first date. I’m not bragging, we are swingers, wife swappers, and it would be weird if we didn’t have sex on our first date. My life is a bit upside down.

For our first two “dates,” all we did was have sex. We met at a hotel, my wife went upstairs with Ron, Alicia’s husband. Alicia and I went to our own room. We fucked ourselves into funky sweaty exhaustion each time. The next mornings, we kissed goodbye, unswapped, and drove off in opposite directions.

Alicia and I turned out to be very sexually compatible. I’m a big guy, and a tall guy. A few months ago, an old lady told me to respect myself, and I shed 15 pounds. Even in decent shape, I’m well over 250 pounds. Alicia, she’s a big gal, six foot tall. If she was a decade younger, she could be a plus size model. She’s thick, curvy, but not flabby. She’s got a wide, plump ass, a body that’s all curves. Everything on her is thick.

Those first couple nights we spent together, we found out we were well matched. She has an insatiable sexual appetite, and I satisfy it. She is funny, loud, and sexy in an effortless way, easy to be around. I will talk and joke and take the lead, confident without arrogance. We enjoy each other’s bodies, and we enjoy each other’s company. Tonight, for our third “date,” she wants a night out and tells me to pick a place for dinner. After dinner, she’s picking the place to drink.

She walks into the restaurant and grabs all the attention. She’s a pretty face, a beaming smile, long wavy reddish brown hair, eyes that promise mischief. She’s tall, and the short heel gives her an extra inch and a half. But that’s not why they stare. Her tits enter the room well before the rest of her. I’ve seen them naked, they’re really big. But in a purple blouse with a low cut neckline and a straining bra pushing them up and showing cleavage, they look immense. She adds to the effect with a wide belt . And that just makes her fat ass look bigger in the slate gray skirt she’s chosen. She’s a walking fertility goddess, an overflowing vision of plenty. Tastes and preferences evolved over centuries, but every man in the place is getting a signal from an old caveman part of their brain that says “this is woman”.

She sits with me, her smile brightening my day. She and her husband started swinging because Alicia

My husband just returned from "11 amazing days" in Thailand and I'm pretty sure he cheated on me. It's like when I'm talking to him he completely ignores me.

Tl;dr Sad with sex life, now on long distance. Almost went with a hooker. Was conflicted to go along with my unfulfilled sexual desires or stay loyal.

Me, M,20s in a long distance relationship with F,20s. We are each other first. We been long distance for a year. Would be long distance for 3 more. I did not have the hot butterflies in stomach feeling unlike with other girls. It felt warm and comfortable. First year was good. Second year arguments started to happen. Her figure went south, she gained lots of weight. I felt unfulfilling.

Sex became a visual turn off. Although I still enjoyed the intimacy I could not get off. A year ago she got posted to a new city and relocated 6 hours flight away. When I first met her working in a new city is always her dream. She had my full support.

Long distance is so hard. I miss the physical intimacy. I begun to be busy with my second work. I became quite productive at my second work. I neglected my first work and performance dropped.

I started to feel depressed. I feel I'm unable to react or anticipate to what she wanted me to do. She had to be very specific before I knew what she wanted.

A months ago a few friends from high school and I went on a holiday to Nevada and we went to a strip bar. We got escorted by girls in. Two friends took the girls to the rooms, one refused any approaches

. I was so tempted to go with my girl as I've been sad about my sex life. I went with my morals to reject sex but got her drinks and a lap dance with groping. She had the figure I liked in a girl. didn't know how the place works and after some talking she left for another customer. I wanted to flirt but felt i should not to because I am attached.

For a long time I felt what if I went with her to a room. But I know I would feel that I had cheated. I'm a bad liar and I also don't believe in lying. (Eg I told gf we went to see a bar dance show but won't say the truth)

That's all I have to say. Thank you Reddit for reading

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Date: 2015-08-31

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