Because they need some boos
The bartender asks what they're having. The putter says, "I'll take a beer", the wedge says, "Tequila for me", and the last one says, "Nothing for me, I'm the driver"
Cause COVID 19
One of the basses said, “Wait, last night we came back a couple minutes late and missed our entrance. How can we make sure that doesn’t happen tonight?”
Another bass said, “Don’t worry, I tied the pages of the conductor’s music together with a piece of string between the 3rd and 4th movement. It will take him a couple minutes to get it untied, so that will buy us a couple extra minutes to get back.”
So, they go next door to the bar, and with their newfound plan, they decide to drink even more and again lose track of time.
The third movement comes to a close, and the basses start staggering onto stage as the conductor is struggling with the string in his music. And of course, at this point, the crowd is on the edge of their seats…
It’s the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.
“That’s a hickory daiquiri, doc!”
He heard they were serving spirits
Says he's scared of Bartender
Route Beer.
And he said, “Because your mother is always right.”
It’s a real game changer
Then a sign, then a person
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
Today I could be a free man !
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
The first piece of string says it’s all about the attitude and struts into the bar. The bouncer looks at him and says, “no stings allowed” and throws him out.
The second piece of string says, “you’ve got to be sneaky” and tries to sneak in. But the bouncer sees him and says “no stings allowed” and throws him out.
The third piece of string thinks “maybe if I disguise myself”. He then ties himself into a know and frays his edge. The bouncer looks at him confused and asks, “hey, are you a string?”
The sting replies, “no, I’m a frayed knot”
A piece of string and his buddies go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says we don’t serve strings here, but they sit down anyway. The bartender walks over to the table and says either he can leave, or you all can leave, I don’t care, then the bartender walks away. The string says let me see if I can make this better, and he goes up to talk to the bartender with no success. And goes back to the table. He sits there for a minute thinking. The string then ties himself into a knot, and frays his end and then go back up to the bar to get drinks for the table. The bartender looks at him skeptically, and says” aren’t you that piece of string, and the string replies”no, I’m a frayed knot”
Flap flap flap I'm a bird.
The second answers, "namaste"
To loosen up.
TO GET SHEET FACED!!!
For the boos.
He was scared of bartenders.
For the "boos"
