Bankers Puns

A list of puns related to "Bankers"

Why do police talk to bankers a lot?

Because they are "persons of interest."

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👤︎ u/dmdeemer
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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Jay Leno went to Morgan Freeman’s house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freeman’s carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank...

Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named

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👤︎ u/damilalam
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Investment bankers have always loved ramen restaurants

..turns out it's because of all the stock options.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Banker: sir, why is your land deed covered in... grease???

Dad: I steaked my claim!

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👤︎ u/Arakashi_moku
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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I was dating a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/omarkrimlyreddit
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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What did the banker say when the customer asked for his opinion?

I’ll give you my two cents.

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👤︎ u/Deerkiller14
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Vatican bankers have to wear priestly raiment to work

Because they’re in-vestment advisors.

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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It must really suck being a banker.

It gets pretty loanly.

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me

so I asked him to leave me a loan.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 23 2020
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I used to be a banker
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👤︎ u/ataraxic_panda
📅︎ May 18 2018
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Why did the banker quit his job?

Because he lost interest.

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👤︎ u/jingles_and_pringles
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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Ever notice bankers tend to keep to themselves?

They're loaners by nature.

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👤︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why are Irish bankers so successful?

Because their capital's always Dublin.

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?

Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.

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👤︎ u/Nick30075
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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What’s the problem with my banker joke?

It doesn’t make any cents

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👤︎ u/topcat90
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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Why do bankers make the worst chefs?

Cause there’s no accounting for taste.

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👤︎ u/SINFAXI
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Why didn’t my banker like my joke?

It didn’t make cents.

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Got the banker today

Me: signs document

Banker: "Oh, sorry, you also have to swear to the information on this paper"

Me: "Well, that's kinda weird."

Banker: "Yeah, since this is a sworn document, you have to swear. It's weird, I know."

holds up piece of paper and makes a concentrated face

"Fuck!"

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👤︎ u/Tapeleg91
📅︎ Jul 11 2015
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What did the banker break up with his girlfriend after she demanded that he forgive her loan?...

He lost interest

Edit: *Why

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👤︎ u/Vladipus222
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why’d the Banker marry the Mermaid?

She had good Fin&shells

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👤︎ u/GEEZusChristman
📅︎ May 12 2019
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What do you get when cross a banker with a fish?

A Loan Shark!!

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👤︎ u/Tummy_Olamendi
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call an Asian banker with no friends?

Loan Lee

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👤︎ u/GoldenYLP
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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Bankers' secret
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👤︎ u/Kauntest
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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I was gonna be a banker when I grow up but.....

I lost interest

Get it?????

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👤︎ u/DumplinThief
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Have you heard of the pirates who became Bankers? They have really good rates

Pi-rates.

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👤︎ u/irohreadit
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why are bankers sad?

Because they're loanly.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Why did the Banker switch his career?

Because he lost interest!

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👤︎ u/hackerman79_
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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I used to be a banker...

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/EJDJohnAudiR18USA
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/TheSketchiest
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/command_613
📅︎ Feb 22 2017
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Why did the banker leave his job

He had no interest

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👤︎ u/purplejaffacake
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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I used to be a banker,

but I lost interest.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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Why did the banker leave his job?

because he lost interest

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👤︎ u/ThawEliot
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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I used to be a banker!

But I lost interest!

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Whv are Irish bankers so successful?

Because their capital's always Dublin.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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I used to be a banker

... but then I lost interest

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👤︎ u/Celistaf
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Why did the banker leave his job?

Because he lost interest

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👤︎ u/ThawEliot
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why did the banker quit his job?

He lost interest.

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👤︎ u/spyder_9187
📅︎ May 12 2017
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest.

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👤︎ u/TheMiniDuck
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Why did the banker quit his job?

He lost interest.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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It must suck to be a banker

I'm sure it gets really loanly.

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👤︎ u/McIgglyTuffMuffin
📅︎ Mar 08 2017
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Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?

He started losing interest

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👤︎ u/Something_Syck
📅︎ May 30 2015
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Why can’t bankers cook?

There’s no accounting for taste!

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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👤︎ u/ThinkingwithPokemon
📅︎ Oct 02 2014
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Did you know I used to be a banker?

I lost interest.

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👤︎ u/zeanspocket
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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