A list of puns related to "Ballerinas"
A tu-tu train
Then I put tu and tu together.
One-ones are too small, and three-threes are too big!
Couldn't they just get taller ballerinas?
They always need a leg up.
Because oneones are too small.
A baller-in-a leotard.
She keeps me on my toes.
Two, too
She's a break dancer.
It was a period piece
I said I thought her face rang a bell.
They’re both 2-2’s.
Because that would be tutu many, obviously.
He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.
To watch her dance was like poultry in motion.
I was afraid of tights.
I replied, " I love you two too, tutus".
Eileen.
You provide enough evidance.
One bellies up to the bar. The other ballets up to the barre.
Two two’s!
Quarter-too-toooo
I know it's been done before, and many a dad before me and many a dad after me will get to experience this, but in these dark times this was a ray of light that pierced me right to the core with joy.
I came home, and my bright and bubbly ballerina 6 year old runs up and says can I have a hug!?
She asks very tentatively because she knows I have been out all day and the routine is for me to grab a shower (COVID) before I let them get all over me.
So I say, not yet I'm dirty.
She says awww... then she turns to walk away, but then spins back around and looks at me dead in the eye and says:
Hi! um...
wait a sec,
um, I know um,
um, wait.... dir...
[Face beams the biggest smile of accomplishment]
Hi Dirty! I'm [daughter]!
I know we have those proud moments when they turn, but man her delivery, the awkwardness, and the sheer pride she beamed out when she realized she just pulled the reverse dad joke on me...
It's not the getting reverse dad'd, it's the joy and pride she had... she could have just graduated college, and that's how big her beaming smile was right then...
It's a memory I am going to keep and it really lit up this dark time.
Why is today not National ballerina day?
I mean it is 2-2 after all
Her: "I'm wearing my uniform; what's wrong with that?"
Me: "Today is national Ballerina Day; you're supposed to wear your ballet attire."
Her: "Today is national Ballerina Day?"
Me: "Yes. Today is national Ballerina Day - it's '2/2'."
Family at table: Groan
She was wearing a tutu. A friend asked her if she was a ballerina.
"No, I Rosie."
What do you call a ballerina from Warsaw?
> A Pole dancer
What do you call a man from Prague on a trampoline?
> A bounced Czech
What do you call an albino man from Prague?
> A blank Czech
Dad: You can figure it out. Just put tu and tu together.
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