Why didn't the ballerina wear three costumes?

Because that would be tutu many, obviously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michelreid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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The ballerina dresses told me that they love me

I replied, " I love you two too, tutus".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What's the name of the ballerina who was always off balance?

Eileen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Did you hear about the chicken ballerina?

To watch her dance was like poultry in motion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnadrew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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What's the difference between a drunk and a ballerina?

One bellies up to the bar. The other ballets up to the barre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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The ballerina I dated made me feel like a slob

She was always on pointe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ODeletedO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2015
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The best way to get dad joked:

I know it's been done before, and many a dad before me and many a dad after me will get to experience this, but in these dark times this was a ray of light that pierced me right to the core with joy.

I came home, and my bright and bubbly ballerina 6 year old runs up and says can I have a hug!?

She asks very tentatively because she knows I have been out all day and the routine is for me to grab a shower (COVID) before I let them get all over me.

So I say, not yet I'm dirty.

She says awww... then she turns to walk away, but then spins back around and looks at me dead in the eye and says:

Hi! um...

wait a sec,

um, I know um,

um, wait.... dir...

[Face beams the biggest smile of accomplishment]

Hi Dirty! I'm [daughter]!

I know we have those proud moments when they turn, but man her delivery, the awkwardness, and the sheer pride she beamed out when she realized she just pulled the reverse dad joke on me...

It's not the getting reverse dad'd, it's the joy and pride she had... she could have just graduated college, and that's how big her beaming smile was right then...

It's a memory I am going to keep and it really lit up this dark time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leyline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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