Baby Boom Puns

A list of puns related to "Baby Boom"

Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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👤︎ u/tecniklee
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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After this week's bad weather in Texas, there'll probably be a baby boom in nine months.

That snow coincidence.

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👤︎ u/engfish
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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In ~9 moths, there's going to be a baby boom. These babies will be known as "Coronials" and will grow up to become a quaranteen.
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👤︎ u/gjgav
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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And the name of the Coronavirus baby boom generation is.......

Children of the "Quarn"

Edit: at the age of 13, we shall bestow upon them the rank of "Quaran-teen"

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👤︎ u/cyclone-redacted-7
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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I’ve decided to make an elite army of babies

I’ll call them The Infantry

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👤︎ u/Son-ofamonkeysuncle
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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Dad joke backfire.

So I am divorced. My kids live in a different state than me at this time. This morning I called to talk to my daughter (5) about her getting into cheerleading. About halfway through the conversation, I dropped an old gem from my Dad. It ruined the phone call.

Me : "Hey baby girl, you wanna hear a story"

Her : "What now?"

Me : (giggling inside because the tone in her voice already said " FUCK, walked right into this.")

"I was driving to work the other day and an ambulance drove past me fast and a side door opened up. A box fell out, so I stopped to get it. Guess what was in it baby girl?"

Her : "What?"

Me : "A human toe."

Her : falling for it. Dad's know this sound in the voice.

"Eeeewwww. Then what?"

Me : "I called the tow truck!" FUCKING BOOM

Her : "Ok I'm hanging up now, byeeeeeeeeeieeee."

And she really hung up. I love to think she is cursing me in her little head right now...but she'll use it later. They always do.

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👤︎ u/pimpnocchio
📅︎ Aug 10 2015
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There will be a baby boom in 9 months and

In 2033, we will witness the rise of "Quaranteens"

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👤︎ u/user_is_name
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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There will be a baby boom in 9 months.

And in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens!!!

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👤︎ u/PapaCheddar
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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