A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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Aye.
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Aye
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says β€œaye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”

Pirate replies β€œarrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaSnookGuy23
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So a vowel saves another vowel's life. The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ruchi565
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Aye, do you know why the Norwegian Navy puts barcodes on the side of their ships?

So dey can Scandinavian.

All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAnswerToErthang
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A pirate was complaining about the ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants. "Aye, I don't know how this wheel got here..."

"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hydr0n1um
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Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out.

Or worse yet, get kilt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/demotrek
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Why do pirates say "aye aye Captain"?

Two ayes are better than one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/apocalypticcow
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What do you call the leader of a group of aye-ayes?

Aye-aye captain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LambentEnigma
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All in favor of making horse sounds say "aye"!

Opposed?

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What has aye's and nay's?

A horse!

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SwissCheeto
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Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?

Because they always get lost at C.

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are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?

Names such as:

Baa-bara

Wool Smith

EWE-NICE

Brittney Shears

John Sebastian Baach

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LUIGIISREAL2017
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came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck

Baby pirate: *poops*

Captain: Arrrgh who pooped

Baby Pirate: Aye Aye

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thekakaface
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Wait for it....

You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!

(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Greystone_86
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What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?

They both like Yarrrrrr'n

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyLatestInvention
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Baa, coo, baa, coo. Why do i bother?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orlanthi
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What is a pirates favorite letter?

<pirate voice>

You think it be the β€œR”, but it be the β€œC”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N1NJ4N33R
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A pirate walks into a bar and it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radish00
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What follows two eyes?

Captain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dudecancode
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A pirate dad joke

A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg, asking β€œHow’d you get that?”

β€œAye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked β€œHow’d you get that?”

β€œAye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”

The sailor then pointed to the pirate’s eyepatch, again asking β€œHow’d you get that?”

β€œAye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.”

The sailor responded with β€œThat’s not as impressive as the first two”.

β€œAye, it was me first day with me hook.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DelaneyElias
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I like jokes about the eyes

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arceist_Justin
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A joke I came up with when I was waking up this morning.

Two guys were walking down the street towards one another, the second guy bumps into the first guy and the first guy goes "Ayee, watch it. I'm Walken 'ere" and the second guy goes "oh, sorry Christopher"

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Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.

They’re going to call it the iAye

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RockhardManstrong
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My Grandma is 96 years old and she still doesn't need glasses

She drinks straight from the bottle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)

R, I, and the seven c’s

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImStayingForNow
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A guy broke into my house last night and was looking for money.

So I got up and looked with him.

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What is a pirates favourite musical note?

The high C.

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Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"

Friend - " Rrrrr "

Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "

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What's a pirate's favourite part of their body?

The aye

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiamondChocobos
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Need puns for the name Aayushi. Any creative heads awake?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HappensInMyCountry
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I for one, like Roman numerals
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrHarlz
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The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...

So I shouted β€œI”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MattAmpersand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2020
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Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?

Because they get lost at C

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/infernonebula
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PositiveSherbert314
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

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Never run with bagpipes

You could put an aye out, or worse yet, get kilt.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VVIIVVI
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How to pirates communicate?

Aye to aye

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY

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What did the pirate say on his 80th bday

AYE MATEY

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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey!

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So a vowel saves another vowel’s life.

The other vowel says, β€œAye E! I owe you!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks β€œDo you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”

The pirate replies, β€œ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryLastBison
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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey!

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