I just took my first driving lesson and it was the most difficult thing I'd ever done in my life. Everybody makes it look so fucking easy. I was either driving too fast, driving too slow, not hitting the brakes quick enough, not turning correctly, etc. I truly underestimated the skill of driving an automobile. I didn't know the gas pedal was so sensitive. I feel like I could go 60 mph with a single tap of my foot. I don't think I'd ever drive a sports car. I don't know how a guy can drive and get a blowjob at the same time. Anyways, does experience really ease these issues that I'm having with driving?

Hello All,

I bought my Skyline in 2017 for $30K. I've since put less than 2000 miles on it. I've found some rust in a couple of spots under the body kit on the rear quarter panels. Currently there is a leak at the gasket on the exhaust side of one of the turbos. I purchased the full gasket kit but haven't embarked on replacing it. I'm updated a few things but haven't done much. At this point I'm just ready to move on.

The original posting for the sale to the US is as follows:

Special, unique, super clean BaySide Blue Nissan Skyline GTR R32!

Rare color, great upgrades, accident free, rust free!

Automobile basic information

Model name: Nissan Skyline

Model: Skylne GTR BNR32

Millage: 119.000km

Year: 1990

Color: Bayside Blue

Fuel: Gasoline

Body type: Coupe

Mission: 5 speed manual

Displacement: 2,600cc

Automotive information

State of millage: Original/Genuine

Repair history: None

Equipment (option etc.) information

Air-condition, power steering, power windows,

centralized door lock, non-smoking car, ETC, CD, lowdown,

Leather seats, Genuine Aero Parts, Navigation, ABS, Airbag.

M/T state

There is no failure of MT mission.

Engine state

Great condition.

Aftermarket modifications:

Engine:

Tomei Crankshaft

Adjustable crank sprocket

Head gasket

TRUST oil element movement kit

Turbines:

R34 GT-R N1 turbine

Intake and exhaust

5-dimensional muffler border

HKS Super Power

GP SPORT racing muffler

Suspension

TEIN shock-absorber (front) Bilstein shock-absorber (rear)

Chassis

Front tower bar

ARC pipe stabilizer (front and back)

Cusco upper arm

Transmission/Clutch

OS Giken clutch

Brakes

APEX slit rotor (front)

ENDLESS rotor (rear)

ENDLESS brake pad

Earl's Stainless steel mesh brake hose

ECU/Computers/Gauges

APEX Power FC computer

APEX FC commander

HKS EVCⅢ

Interior

Angel ring meter Auto gages

HORNET security

DENSO ETC

Neon Blue floor

RAZO GT SPEC pedal

K-SPEC Royal PVC leather seat cover

Exterior

WORK EMOTION XT7 18 inch 9.5J

RAYS lock nut

N1 headlights

HID

NISMO bumper duct

NISMO under spoiler

TBO side step

TRUST rear under spoiler

Ganador aero mirrors

Low down chassis

LED tail lamps

Number plate LED lamps

Panasonic Chaos 60B19R

Carrozzeria Cyber AVIC-ZH900MD navigation

Speakers

Front: carrozzeria TS-F1600

*Rear: carrozzeria TS-J1600A

Do your worst!

Good day. Longtime lurker, first time poster. I felt compelled to write this essay after seeing many good Doomer memes on collapse-adjacent subs get immediately derailed by accusations that Doomers are the new deniers, always including a link to something from Michael Mann. It is even happening here. While I could not care less about anything that Michael Mann says, the media sure likes to give him a platform to attack anyone who dares question the wisdom of continuing Business as Usual and I am sick of it and the misinformation he spreads.

Why am I a Doomer? Because I have watched the climate crisis unfold over the last 20 years. In that time, we have done nothing but accelerate as fast as we could in the wrong direction. It was my goal for many years to be as informed as I possibly could be on the issue, since it is the most consequential thing to happen to our species. Even if it meant having to come to terms with my own mortality and the extinction of our species. Most other complex life too, but our society has overwhelmingly demonstrated that it doesn’t care about that. Eventually, it was no longer possible to pretend that we could even slow down, let alone reverse what our reckless ways had set into motion. It just isn’t physically possible anymore – the energy does not exist to remove the carbon from the atmosphere and the crisis is already rapidly accelerating. In the metaphor of a vehicle speeding towards a cliff, we are already airborne. In all the time we were speeding towards that cliff, we only ever devised new ways to push the gas pedal down harder. To suggest anything else was tantamount to heresy. I have found my peace with our situation and I just hope we are not successful in eradicating all life from this planet, because our governments are still hellbent on trying to do just that.

I wasn’t always a Doomer. 20 years ago, I was a naïve teenager who believed we would beat this no problem. We knew what the issue was and what we had to do, plus we would have fusion in 20 years and that would fix everything. Smart people were working on solutions. Turns out, I was being lied to by the media and the climate scientists even then. We had already blown past the original safe concentration of CO2, 350 ppm, in 1990. We had also passed the 10-year deadline for action given in 1989. Why should I believe any deadline given since? We had a decade t

I have recently started a YouTube channel to talk about “lesser-known” cases, if that’s something anybody would be interested in seeing I’ve linked it below.

The Crime Club

On December 3rd, 1989, five-year-old Melissa Brannen disappeared without a trace from a Christmas party in Fairfax, Virginia. Her body has never been found, she has never been officially declared dead, and murder charges have never been filed. What happened to Melissa?

Born April 12th, 1984 Melissa lived at the Woodside Apartments in Lorton, Virginia, with her single mother, Tammy Brannen, who had divorced Melissa’s father when she was just 3. Tammy worked as an accountant to provide for herself and her daughter, and at weekends, worked at a jewelry store with her parents helping with childcare.

On December 3rd, 1989, Melissa and her Mother, Tammy were attending a Christmas party held in the apartment complex for all residents. Both mother and daughter were enjoying their time and were having fun.

On that freezing December night, around 80 people were in attendance. The party was later described by local reporter Gail Pennybaker as “Everyone was having a very good time. The children played with each other all through the night and they were going around and sneaking all the food and having a good time.”

According to Melissa’s mother, just as they were about to leave, Melissa wanted to grab some more crisps and ran back inside while Tammy was standing at the entrance. Tammy stood near the door and observed Melissa taking the crisps from the plate and standing there and eating them.

After Tammy finished saying her goodbyes, she looked around for her daughter, who was nowhere to be seen. In a rising panic, Tammy looked for her daughter throughout the clubhouse.

They discovered a utility room off the lobby with a private full-length window leading to the outside which was wide open…

Police were quickly called to report Melissa’s disappearance. Fairfax County Police searched the entire area and questioned everyone in attendance at the party. Sargent Spradlin later said “It was very cold out that night. It was pretty imperative that we try to locate her as quickly as possible. “It's hard to imagine a young child with a dress on and a small coat surviving the temperature that night.”

Melissa’s case was immediately labeled as a stranger abduction and a search commenced. Police, volunteers, and over 300 military personnel quickly mobil

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

It really does, I swear!

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

WHY Exro is a RARE find and EXCELLENT investment opportunity.

Exro Technologies has a revolutionary technology, so revolutionary it's often referred to as step-change.  What does that mean?  A step change in technology is one that is so significant that it becomes commonplace, changing from Coal to Diesel in trains was a step change in technology, changing from carburetors to fuel injection in vehicles was a step change in technology.   Well Exro's coil driver will be a step change in the EV world.

You have to be a little tech savvy to really comprehend the value of what Exro has.  I'll try to explain it in simple terms.  Exro has found a way to electronically control electric motors in such a way that they can make them much more efficient.   Electric Motors typically, when they are made, are set with one speed profile and one torque profile, much like a one speed bicycle is.   When you put more electricity to the motor it spins faster, similarly when you turn the pedals faster the bike goes faster.  Now if you want to change the torque profile of a bike to make it easier to go up hills you simply add external gears, same thing goes for existing electric motors.  To get more torque or speed out of an existing electric motor, you must add a mechanical gearbox specifically geared to accomplish the required task.  Not so with Exro's coil driver.  Exro is able to electronically change the electrical inputs into a motor to seamlessly make the motor provide more torque and less speed or more speed and less torque.  This is a FIRST in the world of Electric motors, and it's a HUGE discovery. Car makers can now make their EV's perform 30% better with less parts, in a car that's cheaper and lighter to manufacture.  Think about the cost savings to the Automakers.   Exro just removed a whole gearbox from the supply chain,  Gears, bearings, casing, shafts etc no longer have to be made and installed in an EV.  The. cost and weight savings is not to be underestimated.....Exro's technology is truly an amazing discovery and will change the EV industry.  Many believe in time, all EV's will be replacing standard inverters, which every motor requires, with Exro's coil driver, I am one of those believers.

^(Exro Claims to increase performance by 30%. 6.39 minute mark this video) ^(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAya6gTu29U)

So why are we lucky to be able to invest in Exro?  Normally technologies like this, MAJOR discov

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

What you’re actually seeing in the rhetorical hoo-ha over the January Sixth capitol riot is the main cattle-prod driving mob madness — fear of Covid-19 — losing its power to terrorize the public. The Party-of-Chaos put on a grand opera of lamentation Thursday to celebrate its unity in victim-hood — we wuz so traumatized by the riot! — but in the background, they can see their dearer dream of total vaccination — and total control of the population — fade in the winter mists.

This is the crisis of a managerial class that has lost its ability to manage anything, including all of us. Thus, the hysteria in the blue precincts of America, where they are concentrated. And, as I’ve averred before, the madness probably has its roots in the slow-motion train wreck of our techno-industrial economy. The managerial class can surely sense it and see it coming, but they don’t have a clue what to do about it. So, in desperate need of some signifying ritual, they’re left performing a grand-scale Chinese fire drill like drunken sophomores of yore — a flurry of pointless, attention-seeking activity.

You see, this total vaccination fantasy is meant to compensate for that inability to govern in a time of epic turbulence. It provides an illusion of control. But the obvious insanity of it stands out in the demonstrable facts that the vaccinations don’t work, and that they are racking up an impressive record of harming people. These two facts must be ignored by the vax-happy Blue Team, even as the immunizing and pretty harmless Omicron variant spreads speedily across the land conferring superior natural immunity on those who survive it — which is, functionally, everyone.

The virus looks like it’s on that ol’ exit ramp, but the disintegrating economy will still be with us, and no amount of political degeneracy disguised as virtue will stop it. We still have to manage our lives individually and collectively going through it. It’s going to be a tough slog. The federal government in its current iteration is looking like more of an impediment than a help to any of us. Its current hysterical flounderings send a clear message: You can’t depend on us to do anything right. Instead, select a favorable place to plant your flag, and figure out what you can do locally to rebuild some means of productive activity, fortify basic institutions of law, public safety, and money, and restore credible authority.

You will have to be nimble and resourceful. The Covid lockdowns of the past two y

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

I just took my first driving lesson and it was the most difficult thing I'd ever done in my life. Everybody makes it look so fucking easy. I was either driving too fast, driving too slow, not hitting the brakes quick enough, not turning correctly, etc. I truly underestimated the skill of driving an automobile. I didn't know the gas pedal was so sensitive. I feel like I could go 60 mph with a single tap of my foot. I don't think I'd ever drive a sports car. I don't know how a guy can drive and get a blowjob at the same time. Anyways, does experience really ease these issues that I'm having with driving?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

There hasn't been a post all year!