My son (8) walked out of the bathroom this morning and exclaimed "whoof!...

... I haven't peed since last year!"

I couldn't be more proud

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👤︎ u/dcschnazz
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As a reward for preventing the ship from running aground

they gave him a hearty "Atta buoy!"

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Who is the king of the classroom?

The ruler.

Courtesy of my 9 year old. The dad joke gene is passing on.

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👤︎ u/nkiehl
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My two-year old's first dad joke!

Him: "Mommy, I want cookie!"

Mommy: "Can you say please?"

Him: "Yes."

#prouddadtears

Edit Sorry for the messed up hyphen in the title.

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