Why do flowers not smell?

Because they don’t have noses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanhalf92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2022
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My son (8) walked out of the bathroom this morning and exclaimed "whoof!...

... I haven't peed since last year!"

I couldn't be more proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcschnazz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My two-year old's first dad joke!

Him: "Mommy, I want cookie!"

Mommy: "Can you say please?"

Him: "Yes."

#prouddadtears

Edit Sorry for the messed up hyphen in the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainCloudsz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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As a reward for preventing the ship from running aground

they gave him a hearty "Atta buoy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Who is the king of the classroom?

The ruler.

Courtesy of my 9 year old. The dad joke gene is passing on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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