A list of puns related to "Ration"
After all, they're sub-optimal.
It was radical
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
I mean that's just not rational.
It was a loco motive.
[Looking over cart full of TP]
Me: "Nice to meet you Rationing, I'm Hoarding"
"It's the numbers you use to call your imaginary girlfriend."
To protest the Unagi Ration.
Because they always make sound decisions.
Half of what I say makes sense
Only a fraction of people would get this.
Alliter o' rations.
It wasnβt a very rational decision though.
But the other 2 are
A Οthon
But he is being rationed to one bowl a day right now and he already had his today. So when he asked me for more just now, I told him he couldn't because he's on cornantine.
Pyre Square
With Tac-taco rations
I responded "I guess you can say he was only here for a fraction of the class." my classmates are not happy with me.
I've been hardcore PMSing lately, so I made brownies. I messed up the recipe somehow so, rationally, I started crying because I really wanted homemade brownies.
He walks in, hugs me, and says babe, it's okay. You're ovary-acting.
I totally believe in parenting similar to Calvin's father. As such, when my 6 year old son came to me and asked me why his index finger was shorter than his middle, I rationally explained to him that it had to be shorter because he'd poke his brain when he picked his nose.
It's been 3 weeks and he still believes me. :D
The show had a section about pi. My wife said something about it didn't make sense.
I responded, "It is not supposed to be rational."
I am on the city council and we had a workshop about why utility rates are lower inside the city compared to outside.
It came down to this:
Prefacing that I was a dad so I had to say it: I suggested the rational wasn't the most sound since "just because every other city jumped off a bridge, it didn't mean I wasn't going to jump off a bridge."
Mixture of groans and laughter.
Only a fraction of the people will get this joke
A Οton
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