What is a necessity for bakers?

They knead dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigNoze69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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So my wife and I were driving through Pennsylvania today and drove by a place called Fort Necessity.

I looked at her and said β€œI’m trying very hard, but I don’t feel the need to go there”.

She didn’t say much to me the rest of our trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbrogart17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I guess you could say it's the.......Bear necessities
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerryTheOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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We've got the/bear necessities
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Culnac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Bear necessities.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/killercatto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Necessity is the mother of invention

If you love some things, like law, sometimes it's best that you never find out how they're made.

But I for one am glad that somewhere in history's foggy past, a butcher looked down at a bunch of miscellaneous meat scraps and asked himself, "What's the wurst that could happen?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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You don't need style to be a teacher,

but class is a necessity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klaustrofoben
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I turned an English paper into one giant pun.

A Call to Arms A Plead to the Limbless

The Armless are a stump among society and could easily achieve more. It’s bothersome that somebody with great potential could allow themselves to lose grip of what they aspire for. The radius of support and development that surrounds these people is astounding. Yet they bite the hand that feeds and throw away opportunities. With each passing day they are crippled by the errors in their ways. Not only are they not properly handling the situation, they are doing a disservice to society. Most will say to refrain from pointing fingers, but it is pertinent that we show them their faults.
All aside we should most certainly not try to elbow my way into their lives. However, if they were to branch off into their own progressive groups it would be most beneficial. And severance is a good thing between them and the public. This doesn't mean a complete amputation of them from society. Perhaps selective assistance will help these people find a well fitted sleeve within their communities. This process is difficult and lending a helping hand can make the difference. On the other hand, we have those who don’t try to succeed. Their negligence is worthy of more than a mere slap on the wrist. When somebody refuses to apply themselves, they are holding back progress. By giving themselves mental limitation they are creating a prosthetic disability they must abide by. The majority of working to achieve goals is believing you can reach out and grab them. But, somebody who gives up is cutting themselves short of success Seeing somebody give up is the furthest thing from being humerus. Urging these people is a necessity, otherwise they will never try their hardest, encourage them to use some elbow grease and put forth full effort. Any small contribution is better than being a detriment, community service, obtaining greater education, enlisting in the armed forces, these all benefit society. Drastic changes of this scale are sure to cause discontent, grab a tissue if need be, but never give up. For all those that are currently wasting away without contribution, it's time to limb’er up and take charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chewy_64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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Not my first but it felt good:

My newborn daughter is currently in the NICU recovering from a heart condition which had caused some respiratory complications. Because of these respiratory complications she had been intubated since birth until just a few days ago which had prevented her from learning how to breast feed. This morning, I told my wife to keep me updated with how things are going as she spent some time with our daughter so that I could get some of life's necessities completed. My wife then sent me a text explaining that the doctors had decided to allow our daughter to breast feed and that our daughter had just "latched" for the first time. I responded, "That's great news! Thanks for keeping me abreast!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BALTIM0RE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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Why aren't koala bears actually bears

They don't have the "bear" necessities

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyfast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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National Geographic

Me: Did you know the one of the lead photographers at NG tamed a bear and had him as best man at his wedding

Dad: Did he do a speech or just play the Bear-Necessities

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearNoodle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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Grandfather still has dad jokes

So my grandfather and grandmother just drove to our house from Texas and brought all their necessities for the next few days. As we were unloading their car, my grandma pulls out a bag of cosmetics and medications and joked that it was everything they needed. Instantly, my grandfather said, "Hey, that bag could make you pretty sick."

Damn it, Papa.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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