Never trust an atom, they make up everything...

But I know I can trust molecules, we have chemistry.

Palpatine voice Ionic...

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An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaybird1905
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What did the negatively charged chlorine atom say when uranium tried to take its electron?

I’m keeping my ion U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McFlyLikeAnEagle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What did the atom say to the other atom it wanted to bond with?

"I've got my ion you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other β€œDang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYa, I’m positive.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LOLMrTeacherMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: Scientists launch sneak attack on the periodic table.....

Add the element of surprise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Why can’t you like an atom? βš›οΈ

Because they literally make-up everything.

Shout out to my 9yo daughter who came up with this banger all by herself. For the street cred, kid! Happy Friday all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2aireishuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"

And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing

HeHe

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Two beryllium atoms went on a date

It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Atoms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lynderzfarm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?

All he was left with was a mushroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make everything up

credit to a really cool dood from r/memes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurrasicsquid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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How do we know that atoms are Catholic?

Because they have mass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did the atom do when he got bored?

He went fission

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aprav1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What is the answer for climate change?

I don’t know but we’re getting warmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BethJ2018
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Never trust an atom...

They literally make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms at all?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cali_Spidey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Never trust an Atom

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d00mt0mb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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why cant you trust an atom?

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitks07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What fish has two sodium atoms?

2Na

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoydski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why can’t you trust atoms

Because they make up everything...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiveStrong4Ever-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I don't trust what atoms say...

They make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

2Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_D3LTA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why can’t you trust an Atom?

They make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffjuice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Do you know why I don't trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Double-Fit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why can't you trust an atom?

because they make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1507838Ab
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Never trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ike133
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I've learned to NEVER trust an atom

... because they make up everything!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshually
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackmammu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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You should never trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodDReaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Why can you never trust an atom?

Because they make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tetricrafter26
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I dont trust atoms

They make up everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_mike-2004
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

Tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/severus_snape9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why can't you trust atoms?

because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentFisherman3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skrrrooch
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Why should you never trust an atom?

Because it makes everything up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halospecial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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