Atomics Puns

A list of puns related to "Atomics"

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything

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👤︎ u/fewlesspro
📅︎ Dec 26 2022
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How do you make an Atom laugh

You par-TICLE it

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👤︎ u/-WienerPoop-
📅︎ Jan 04 2023
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar....

Followed by BATMAN!

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👤︎ u/pvsocialmedia
📅︎ Sep 02 2022
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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."

The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

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👤︎ u/EndersGame_Reviewer
📅︎ Dec 28 2022
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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel

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👤︎ u/Imnotyourbuddytool
📅︎ Nov 08 2022
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Someone once told me that protons, the building blocks of atoms, have mass.

Which is crazy, because I didn’t know they were catholic.

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👤︎ u/pizzarolls8
📅︎ Dec 14 2022
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Why can't you trust an atom.....?

Because the make up everything...

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👤︎ u/Firedfoxd
📅︎ Dec 16 2022
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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2Na

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👤︎ u/SHREK_SHREK_
📅︎ Oct 06 2022
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I just got an atomic microwave

It cooks food in a flash

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👤︎ u/jmoney6
📅︎ Nov 13 2022
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a yttrium atom and a potassium are walking down the street

The yttrium atom says to the potassium atom, "I think I have lost an electron." To which the potassium atom responded, "are you possitive?"

(Sorry for bad grammar)

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👤︎ u/Miserable-Syrup2056
📅︎ Nov 17 2022
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I Just Learned About The Planetary Model Of The Atom

It was pretty Bohr-ing

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👤︎ u/ricardomilos_14
📅︎ Oct 07 2022
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What did the atom say to the joke from the new electron?

"Ion get it."

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👤︎ u/wqferr
📅︎ Sep 04 2022
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Did you hear that the hydrogen atom was doing a remodel?

It's getting a newcleus.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Oct 12 2022
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What is the only fish made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na

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👤︎ u/NotNavOnReddit
📅︎ May 26 2022
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You'd think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they're being friendly, but really they steal each other's electrons.

How ionic.

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👤︎ u/Pessimist2020
📅︎ Aug 14 2022
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Why can you never trust an atom?

They'll always split.

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👤︎ u/BlameTaco-me
📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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Atoms are not to be trusted, they make up everything /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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👤︎ u/Derpy_Blobfish69
📅︎ Aug 30 2022
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Atoms can NOT be trusted

They literally make up everything

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👤︎ u/ActivistCap167
📅︎ Jul 07 2022
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An atom walks into a bar…

Bartender: What are you doing here?

Atom: I’m celebrating the loss of an electron.

Bartender: I’m keeping my ion you.

Atom: Don’t worry, I’ll keep things positive.

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👤︎ u/Actuaryba
📅︎ Feb 27 2022
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My doctor said I lost all my atoms.

But I told him, “No matter.”

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👤︎ u/Revolutionary-Doge
📅︎ Jun 24 2022
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I have a feeling someone is taking pictures of atoms without permission.

Its a suspicion.

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👤︎ u/ThatOneKoolestKid
📅︎ Aug 26 2022
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A gold atom and a silver atom see each other from across the street.

The silver atom says “A, u!”

The gold atom says “A, g!”

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👤︎ u/one_mississippi
📅︎ Apr 30 2022
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A chemist claimed he made a variant of boron sulfide that only uses one of each atom.

That's BS if you ask me.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Nov 13 2021
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An atom said to another, "I think I just lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other asked.

"I'm positive!"

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👤︎ u/Repulsive-Wealth-378
📅︎ May 22 2022
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How do you become a sub-atomic genius?

Find an atomic genius, copy his notes.

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👤︎ u/silashoulder
📅︎ Apr 20 2022
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I don't trust atoms... THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING!
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👤︎ u/f0r3aL84
📅︎ Nov 17 2022
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why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make everything up!

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👤︎ u/WorldlyAd2194
📅︎ Jan 04 2023
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Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything! 🫶

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👤︎ u/enzotoretto
📅︎ Nov 24 2022
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

Followed by Batman

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👤︎ u/Ilyathe2nd
📅︎ Nov 09 2022
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Why can’t we trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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👤︎ u/BitterDiscipline3573
📅︎ Sep 30 2022
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Never trust an atom

They make up everything…

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👤︎ u/zargoth123
📅︎ Nov 17 2022
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Never believe an atom

They make up everything

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👤︎ u/kevindavis338
📅︎ Oct 14 2022
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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👤︎ u/ProfessionalDebt555
📅︎ Oct 17 2022
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I don’t trust atoms.

They make up everything.

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👤︎ u/DrHoleStuffer
📅︎ Sep 22 2022
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why can't you trust an atom?

Because the make up everything

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👤︎ u/ruthlessbeatle
📅︎ Sep 11 2022
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Don’t trust atoms

They make up everything

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👤︎ u/deanjcox
📅︎ Aug 21 2022
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Never trust an atom...

They make up everything.

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👤︎ u/pvtsoab
📅︎ May 31 2022
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why shouldn't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything!

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👤︎ u/tylerkwaendo
📅︎ Sep 07 2022
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Never trust an atom;

They make up everything

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👤︎ u/Twaynesty
📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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Why can you not trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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👤︎ u/SabaSohail81
📅︎ Aug 06 2022
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What fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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👤︎ u/DrRetr0_76
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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👤︎ u/bubbletreesoup
📅︎ Apr 25 2022
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Eight sodium atoms walk into a bar…

..then in comes Batman!

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👤︎ u/Malone76
📅︎ Sep 15 2021
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Its hard to trust atoms

They make up everything!

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👤︎ u/Lemuno500
📅︎ Jun 18 2022
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You can't trust atoms.

They make up everything!

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👤︎ u/thedeathwaiter
📅︎ Jun 15 2022
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Never trust an atom

They make up everything

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Mar 31 2022
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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👤︎ u/MoffMore
📅︎ May 04 2022
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar

followed by Batman.

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👤︎ u/UncreativeNoob
📅︎ Apr 29 2022
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Why can’t you trust atoms?…

…Because they make up everything

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👤︎ u/Eagle4523
📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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