The problem with atmospheric scientists
is that they always seem to have their head in the clouds.
What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?
With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Did I ever tell you what happened after I broke through earth’s atmosphere?
Never mind, I spaced out.
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
Astronaut 1: Isthereaplacewecanhangoutafterwork?
Astronaut 2: Yeah, there’s a space bar right over there.
Astronaut 1: Great, wanna go after work?
Astronaut 2: Nah, not really; the drinks are great but there’s no atmosphere...
How do you have a party in Space??
Went to a great party for meteorologists yesterday....
My new club on the moon failed...
What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?
Ever heard of the restaurant in space?
Great food!, no atmosphere!
I finally managed to take the perfect nude and felt comfortable sending it to my wife
My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!
I went for dinner on the moon the other day
Great food, but no atmosphere
How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?
Turns out the atmosphere now sells smoothies
But no need to hurry, only 0.9% of them argon
Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July.
But not fire. . . . . Fire works on 4th of July.
What do you call a person who flings guitars into the atmosphere?
Everyone talks about CO2 in the atmosphere which will lead to our impending doom...
However, methane is also silent but deadly.
Just went to a restaraunt on the moon
Wouldn't go again no atmosphere
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere
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What's the smelliest part of the atmosphere called?
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…
But it was his dumb asphalt…
The Belorussian Premier League is the only Football league in Europe still playing matches, despite the COVID-19 pandemic.
I heard the atmosphere in their stadiums is contagious.
I bet earth likes to make fun of other planets for having no life..
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
Great food but really no atmosphere
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.... no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere
did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?
GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.
The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.
Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
There's great food, but no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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