Atmospherics Puns

A list of puns related to "Atmospherics"

The problem with atmospheric scientists

is that they always seem to have their head in the clouds.

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👤︎ u/doogdoogdoog123
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?

A humi-ditty.

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👤︎ u/DeliciousPumpkinPie
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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I took a rocket all the way up into the atmosphere only to collide with an asteroid

I think that's interpherence

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👤︎ u/eagleboy444
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...

It was a far-thing!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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👤︎ u/IranRPCV
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I hate it when people talk about climate change

It ruins the atmosphere

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👤︎ u/Og_Souperman
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?

Probably pterofied.

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👤︎ u/MasterNova924
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did I ever tell you what happened after I broke through earth’s atmosphere?

Never mind, I spaced out.

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👤︎ u/rainfire47
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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A new restaurant opened in my town called The Moon

The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Quantity_Weary
📅︎ Apr 30 2021
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Why did the Moon Restaurant fail?

The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever

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👤︎ u/Officer_PoopyPants
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

It has lots of space.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why is it so hard being a fish?

They are under pressure their whole life

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👤︎ u/Cabra117
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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I went to a restaurant on the moon great food but sadly no atmosphere

1 to 10 how good was it?

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👤︎ u/DEADMAN-CN
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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How do you have a party in Space??

You planet

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👤︎ u/yuri-123
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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👤︎ u/Linkjmaur
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Comedy Routine

So, I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day. It was just gathering dust!

What kind of bagel can fly? A plane one!

I went to a graveyard the other day, it was really crowded. I figure people are dying to get in.

Didja hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize!

What do you call a pointless pachyderm? An Irrelepahnt!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

Ever hear about the restaurant on the moon? No atmosphere at all.

And to end it all: "I bet if I gave you some thyme you could mustard a response to this complete a-salt on language, but for now we're just beefing around!"

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👤︎ u/WyvernLord123
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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How could you rename Musk's Roadster once it enters a planetary atmosphere?

Tesla-steroid

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👤︎ u/geekcommunicant
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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Turns out the atmosphere now sells smoothies

But no need to hurry, only 0.9% of them argon

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👤︎ u/Jeb_Screb
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Went to a great party for meteorologists yesterday....

Lovely atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a person who flings guitars into the atmosphere?

A Stratocaster

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👤︎ u/bcnewell313
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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Everyone talks about CO2 in the atmosphere which will lead to our impending doom...

However, methane is also silent but deadly.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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My new club on the moon failed...

It had no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Koevoet91
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

source; zhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BjewX90g6tj/?hl=nl&taken-by=jojothegamingdad

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👤︎ u/jakkerman1995
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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I finally managed to take the perfect nude and felt comfortable sending it to my wife

My secretary looked extra beautiful in that light and atmosphere!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Some people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July.

But not fire. . . . . Fire works on 4th of July.

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👤︎ u/YeaOrna
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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What's the smelliest part of the atmosphere called?

B-O-Zone

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👤︎ u/JustALuckyShot
📅︎ Aug 23 2017
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My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

But it was his dumb asphalt…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 20 2017
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Just went to a restaraunt on the moon

Wouldn't go again no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/Heavenlygazer21
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Oreisan
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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Restaurant at the moon

Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/SoulScripter
📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

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👤︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Last week I went to a restaurant on the moon.

The food is great but there is no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Kellogs_cereal2
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food. No atmosphere, though...

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👤︎ u/Space_Eaglez
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.
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👤︎ u/Royalprincess19
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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👤︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

Great food but really no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/NotPoloG
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food.... no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/3-Clin3_2a
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Ever heard of the restaurant in space?

Great food!, no atmosphere!

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👤︎ u/I-like-JJBA
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
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👤︎ u/ol2001
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon

Great food no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/OwnSpecialist8
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/mastr9ball
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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👤︎ u/firstpool
📅︎ Sep 01 2017
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I went for dinner on the moon the other day

Great food, but no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/Finners112
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

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👤︎ u/Il-lupo-del-sud-
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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👤︎ u/WhyDoIExistHonestly
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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