Asteroid puns?

I'm a teacher with a group of students doing a science challenge about designing a launcher on an asteroid. A lot of them want to enter the competition with asteroid puns. One group has the name "Kiss my Asteroid." Am open to other suggestions! Thanks!

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What's the difference between a good beef wellington and an asteroid?

One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!

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Why don't we eat asteroids until they get to Earth?

Because that's when they're meteor!

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Asteroid mining

Is on the horizon

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What did Bruce Willis say when he saw an asteroid heading for earth?

Armageddon outta here!!

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Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ?

Because it's meteor.

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In the movie Armageddon, they should've sent the Fantastic Four to the asteroid.

The Thing is made of rocks.

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Sharpening the dadjoke knife here lately...

My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, β€œOh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”

To which I responded, β€œMeatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”

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The reason they call them hemorrhoids is probably because asteroids were already taken.
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I found out why everyone is collecting TP

It’s because an asteroid might hit us next month. ..... and ... paper always beats rock

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Why are asteroids vegetarians' favorite space rocks?

The alternative is meteor

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Hey dad, do you know the real reason everyone stocked up on toilet paper?

No clue son, why?

Because an asteroid might hit us and paper beats rock.

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Why did the asteroid hate the restaurant?

He just couldn't get past the atmosphere.

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called Asteroids?

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Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?

It's meteor.

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What did one asteroid say to the other?

Meteor later.

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Man-made Asteroid Belt. Astronomical scale pun, now available on earth. jasonruane.com/index.php/…
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Where are all the asteroids?

Behind Uranus

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Asteroid belt

So me and the little woman are watching this show about the solar system and, dad that I am, I blurt out "I had asteroids once. Used Preparation H."

She laughed! I think she was glad that I didn't mention Uranus.

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How do Aliens gain muscle?

They use Asteroids.

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Why don’t black holes eat stars?

Asteroids are meteor.

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What do you call it when a star has problems with itching, swelling, bleeding, or burning "down there?"

Asteroids.

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What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?

Comet!

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What’s the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?

One is meteor β˜„οΈ

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How does our Solar System hold its pants up?

With an asteroid belt!

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What does the solar system use to keep its pants on?

An asteroid belt

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