Assignments Puns

However.

When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.

I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"

I said, "I don't see a problem here."

He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.

Me-Dad: “Nope never seen her either”.

Oooops. Wrong USB.

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

Her joke: “I’m going to turn 9 on Wednesday. It’s going to be quite a birthday”

Hi going to turn 9 on Wednesday. It’s going to be quite a birthday. I’m Dad.

All Write! All Write! All Write!

His professor asked him to discus it.

Over 2,000 gingers showed up and there wasn't a sole to be seen.

My homework ate my dog.

It would be a piece of cake!

They're all just essays

Hello there,

I am doing a science project on cleaning products and I need a catchy title, so I figured I would go with a pun. The problem is, I can't think of one! If you guys could help me think of a one-liner pun involving somethng cleaning related, I would be very grateful!

Thanks.

He told me I was to discuss ting

... Lads, I almost lost the plot.

"T-o-d-a-y" apparently wasn't the response she was looking for.

It was the end of the class, we were talking about due assignments (Master thesis prep group, cuz iamverysmart). Things were getting a bit informal, when one of my fellow students asked:

"When do we get our graded paper back?"

to which I loudly yelled:

"I'd like a hardcover!"

Some snorted, some didn't understand it, but the overarching sound I heard was loud groaning. Worth.

Are we all on the same page?

Friend: "Ugh! I have so much homework tonight! And the worst part is that it's all in English!"

Me: "Thank goodness, because I was worried it would all be in Chinese, and then you couldn't do it."

Have him turn paper over for no apparent reason.