I know that I've told y'all this before, but after not turning in his assignments and not coming to class all school year...

This bear's repeating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belscnickle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What’s a balloons least favorite assignment in school?

A pop quiz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My daughter said she needs a book by Shakespeare for a class assignment. "Which one?" I asked.

"William."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...

When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.

I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"

I said, "I don't see a problem here."

He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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11 year old Daughter talking about her school assignment: ”Have you heard of Helen Keller”?

Me-Dad: β€œNope never seen her either”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hicokid80
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.

Oooops. Wrong USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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My daughter is doing a workbook to stay up on school in the summer. One of the assignments is to right a joke.

Her joke: β€œI’m going to turn 9 on Wednesday. It’s going to be quite a birthday”

Hi going to turn 9 on Wednesday. It’s going to be quite a birthday. I’m Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkkwraith
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?

His professor asked him to discus it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanggTwin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .

All Write! All Write! All Write!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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As a reporter, I've done quite a few odd assignments. One especially memorable assignment was to report on the barefoot ginger convention.

Over 2,000 gingers showed up and there wasn't a sole to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I failed my python breeding class because of a late assignment.

My homework ate my dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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If today was a homework assignment...

It would be a piece of cake!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtang6031
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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My school assignments are like latino gangs

They're all just essays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgniloOfAstora19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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(Request) Need title for school assignment

Hello there,

I am doing a science project on cleaning products and I need a catchy title, so I figured I would go with a pun. The problem is, I can't think of one! If you guys could help me think of a one-liner pun involving somethng cleaning related, I would be very grateful!

Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rcjuneau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2013
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I told my English teacher I planned on writing my onomatopoeia assignment on the word fap

He told me I was to discuss ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbace715
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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So I had just finished my Data Visualisation assignment on Microsoft Excel when suddenly it crashed. I nearly shit me cacks when I realised I forgot to save it. Thanks be to jaysus the program restarted with my graph intact...

... Lads, I almost lost the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pot8toes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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My girlfriend was working on a school assignment and said "I'm having trouble spelling today"

"T-o-d-a-y" apparently wasn't the response she was looking for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebarBusiness
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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We were talking about assignments in class

It was the end of the class, we were talking about due assignments (Master thesis prep group, cuz iamverysmart). Things were getting a bit informal, when one of my fellow students asked:

"When do we get our graded paper back?"

to which I loudly yelled:

"I'd like a hardcover!"

Some snorted, some didn't understand it, but the overarching sound I heard was loud groaning. Worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixR1991
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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English professor after a reading assignment

Are we all on the same page?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inflictedkfcman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2015
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When my friend was complaining to me about her high school homework assignment

Friend: "Ugh! I have so much homework tonight! And the worst part is that it's all in English!"

Me: "Thank goodness, because I was worried it would all be in Chinese, and then you couldn't do it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkymonkeyman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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While collecting assignments from student's desks I spied one that said, "How do you make a teacher crazy?"(turn over)

Have him turn paper over for no apparent reason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rathjame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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