It was riveting
More a-Ford-able
All that manual labor
As a spokes-man
However “stop being picked on at school” is arguably a worse choice.
He says it’s impossible to make ends meet
...putting their case together.
Dave was bragging to his boss one day,
"You know, I know everyone famous there is to know"
"Go on - Just name someone, anyone, and I bet that know them"
Tired of his boasting, his boss decides to call Dave's bluff,
"OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"Not a problem boss"
"Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it"
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door.
Tom Cruise is at home and answers the door himself and shouts,
"Dave! What's happening?"
"Great to see you!"
"Come on in for a beer!
Although shocked and more than a little impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical and he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just pure luck.
"No, no, just name anyone else then"
Dave says.
"President Biden!"
His boss quickly retorts.
"Yup"
Dave says, "We're buddies from years ago"
"Let's fly out to Washington and I'll show you"
So they fly out to Washington and go on the Whitehouse tour"
"While walking through the White House, Biden himself appears, spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying,
"Dave, what a surprise,it's great to see you again after all this time"
"I was just on my way to a meeting but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up"
After they leave the White House grounds the boss tells Dave that he's still not entirely convinced.
Dave again implores him to name another famous person.
After thinking about it for a long timethe boss replies with,
"The Pope!"
"Sure thing!"
Says Dave,
"I've known the Pope for years - since before he became Pope in fact"
So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Saint Peter's Square at the Vatican.
Dave says,
"This will never work"
"I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people"
"Tell you what, I know all the Pope's guards here as well so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him,
"What happened?"
His boss looks up and says,
"It was the final straw"
"You and the Pope came out on the balcony and a Japanese tourist next to me said, to me... "
"Who the hell is that on the balcony with Dave?"
One’s an assembly line, the other is a disassembly line
Because it was Frito Lay
His name is Manuel.
He's still assembling his cabinet.
I hope they let me join.
While assembling a new shelf for the wife she instructed me. "Don't mess up the floor!" So I threw down the flatten box with authority and proclaimed, "Protecto Dafloor'um"
The eye rolls for her and the kids were priceless!
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
His first task is to assemble his cabinet.
He’s assembling his cabinet.
It's fun to Assemble.
Because if they lovedcrafting them, they'd become eldritch horrors
Fleur Fudge's Snape, how many times must I say that I Love-good Harry Potter Puns. I could Mun-go on and on. I don't wand you to feel bad tho.
Shoe-per friends, untie!
"Avengers assemble"
We come in pieces.
I guess you could say it made transportation more afFORDable :)
I screwed it up !
It was riveting.
He comes upon a monastery. Desperately tired and hungry, he knocks on the door and shortly after a solemn monk appears.
The man asks if he can come in to rest and get something to eat. The monk replies, “Of course! But all we have to eat is fish and chips.” The monk takes the man to the dining hall where the other monastics are already assembled for dinner.
After the meal the man exclaims, “That was the best meal I have ever had! I must meet the cook.”
Soon after, a portly gentleman emerges from the kitchen and greets the man. The man asks, “Are you the fish fryer?” To which the cook responds:
“No. I’m the chip monk”
"Sorry boss... I just can't keep up! You told me to give each Elmo two test tickles!"
They come from kits!
Now we're rolling
a dell
(hope you guys get it)
...and he says, "Another day, another doll hair."
The word now is that he’s assembling his cabinet.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
The first 2 months in office he will be assembling his cabinet...
He said his first order of business would be assembling his cabinet.
I hear he’s currently assembling his cabinet.
He was excellent at assembling a cabinet!
He is still assembling his cabinet.
