If you thought 2018 was peculiar,

2019 will be an odd one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

(sourced from r/Jokes by u/Deadly_R)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RecursiveRickRoll
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Two men are working on a shipping boat headed to Ireland...

They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.

They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that itโ€™s a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.

He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend โ€œI donโ€™t think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.โ€

So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say โ€œCaptain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.โ€

He looks them in the eye and says, โ€œIโ€™m sorry gentlemen. This isnโ€™t a democracy. Itโ€™s a dictatorship.โ€

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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RefrigeratorRock
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Genies work differently than you think they do (long joke)

A man walks into a peculiar bar. Thereโ€™s a small man no more than a foot tall playing the piano in the corner, men with horns and many other odd things. He noticed people huddled around a table. He walks up to the bartender and asks โ€œwhatโ€™s going on over there?โ€ The bartender replies,โ€ oh itโ€™s a game, if you win a genie will grant you one wishโ€. โ€œReally! Can I wish for anything!?โ€ The Bartender says โ€œyup just be specific and enunciate. Trust meโ€ โ€œHow do you play!?โ€ The man asks excitedly โ€œItโ€™s simple if you roll snake eyes you win. Everyone gets one chance and no moreโ€ The man runs over the the table and waits his turn. Once he gets up to the table he rolls snake eyes, heโ€™s ecstatic. A genie appears over the table and saysโ€you get one wishโ€ The man is jumping up and down in excitement. He can hear the bartender saying something but ignores him and saysโ€I want a million bucks!โ€ The genie saysโ€doneโ€ snaps his fingers and disappears. In that moment one million male deer, elk, antelope and other animals fill the bar spilling out into the street. After several minutes the stampede leaves the bar and the man saysโ€ what was that that wasnโ€™t what I wanted!?โ€ The bartender says โ€œwhat did I say!? I told you to be specific and enunciate!โ€ โ€œOooh I see But how did you know that would happenโ€ the man says โ€œDo you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SirOrville
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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If I had known that this subreddit existed, I would've shared the tale of Brown Paper Bart with you long ago.

A man is riding his horse through the desert, and, well, he starts to get thirsty. He sees a small town off in the distance, so he sets off in that direction to get some water for his horse and some whiskey for hisself.

Well, as he gets into that little town he starts to notice something peculiar. Not a soul is out. Sun's setting, but still plenty of light. Water in the horse troughs tells him it ain't a ghost town, but folks ain't comin' out for some reason.

Now, as soon as he turns onto the town's main street, he sees a soberin' sight; the sheriff, on a ladder, hammering the last nail into a brand new gallows. He sidles his horse on up to the sheriff and says, "Pardon me sheriff. I don't mean to pry, but pray tell, who're them gallows fer?"

The sheriff looks around, surprised to see someone out. He steps down, takes off his hat and scratches the back of his head thoughtfully, before replying, "Well, I reckon you must be a stranger in these parts. I reckon then that you ain't never heard of Brown Paper Bart. Anyway, we're lynchin' him come sunrise."

"Brown Paper Bart? I reckon not, sheriff. That's a mighty peculiar name, pray tell, whaddaya call him Brown Paper Bart fer?"

"Wayill, I reckon we call him Brown Paper Bart on account 'a the fact that everything he wears is made a' brown paper. His hat's made a' brown paper, his boots is made a' brown paper. His chaps is made a' brown paper, his neckerchief's made a brown paper. Heck dang shoot, even his lunch bag is made a' brown paper!"

The man looks at the sheriff a moment, perplexed, before replying, "Well, sheriff, I reckon that's a mighty peculiar thing for a man to do, but that don't explain these brand new gallows. Pray tell, what're you lynchin' Brown Paper Bart fer?"

[Insert a dad-length pause here.]

"...Rustlin'."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/malenkylizards
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
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I was in the bank earlier and the woman behind the counter started singing, "Downtown."

I thought to myself, "What a peculiar clerk."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
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Dadjoked co-worker on a road trip

A co-worker and I were driving our work van through Peculiar, Kansas. I pointed at the sign and said, "That town's name is a little strange."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SirDiego
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Somewhere in the US, there's a group of 500 Indians...

... These 500 Indians are very peculiar in that every one of them was born without nipples. They're known as the Indian Nippleless 500.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/curtcollin
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