Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?""No your Highness," the man replied, "but my father was."
My friend claimed he was a harp but I knew he was a lyre.
A dododecahedron
One is aimed at children and the other aims at children.
The cashier said never mind.
Ha! >DUMMY!<
What direction do frightened cows run?
Coward.
A vile-inn.
Where do cows and pigs work?
At a Farm-acy
They both destroy ships
They always need time to mull-et over
Because they drank all the t
Corn, because of all of its kernels.
He’s so cheeky, he cracks me up.
Happy Father’s Day eve, all!
The son said, "Dad! Can't you just use a sponge?"
What a huge waist!
She's too loony!
Cantaloupe.
I would simply respond, “shocking isn’t it.”
Now that I’m older, I look more like Albert Einstein, relatively speaking
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
A diplognat!
It was pioneering.
They’re both red except for the green one.
The resemblance was uncanny!
Truthfully I just have a CD, but it resembles an O so much.
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
The resemblance is uncanny
A striking resemblance.
Long ago there was an ancient alien civilization called the Capri. The Capri weren’t humanoid creatures in fact they most resembled a juice pouch. Their planet was under attack and so out of desperation two Capri sent their alien child to earth. After a long ride the baby landed on earth. The Capri was soon found be two loving parents and was raised like a regular child. After his first day at school he came home and said to his dad “Dad, why am I not like the other kids”. The dad looked at him and said “because you’re a Capri, son”
The new rover Curiosity discovered life on Mars tonight. A small group of creatures resembling cats was discovered unfortunately, the rover came down directly on top of the colony killing them. Even millions of miles away, Curiosity kills the cats.
Went ice skating, she was wearing gloves that were meant to resemble Koala bears. I told her they wouldn't let her in if she was wearing them. She looked at me, bewildered.. so I informed her that her gloves didn't meet the koalifications.
We're watching the live action 101 Dalmatian movie. It's the scene where Cruella falls through the floor and lands in what looks like a bunch of poop, chasing after one of the puppies.
My daughter asks me,"What is that stuff she fell into supposed to be?". I replied,"Pretty sure it's supposed to resemble poop." She goes,"So I guess that puppy set a poopy trap."
Had a seizure. Epilepsy sucks. I woke up, then this happened.
Dad: "Ah, you're awake. Did you see God?"
I couldn't quite see yet, but I knew he was waiting to say something clever. So I tried to turn it around before I passed out again.
Me: "I don't know. I might have. If I did, he bears a striking resemblance to the carpet."
Dad: "Let us thank the Floored that you didn't hurt yourself."
My stepmother said he made several more while I was out in the ER and in the ambulance.
Goddammit, dad.
Intrigued he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ “’No your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.’”
