What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.
This is because concrete floors are really hard.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
No Concrete Answer Given.
What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?
Because it isn’t very interesting.
I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.
Someone threw a piece of a brick through my window last night
The police aren’t helping because there isn’t enough concrete evidence.
Landed a good I think while pressure washing today.
Me: Well son the driveway was long over due for a cleaning.
My son: oh yeah? Was it?
Me: I think evidence is pretty concrete!
He gave me the eye roll and head back, a win in my book.
I found some concrete evidence.
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
At last I found some concrete IT support
https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png
Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?
He wasn't "granite" permission.
On a post about concrete coke
we’ve got some concrete evidence
Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...
Apparently he's set for life!
My mom told really an awful joke about concrete:(
I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.
I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.
I just saw some guys laying concrete in front of an elementary school.
They were paving the way for our youth.
A guy came into the store today and wanted a powdery substance that hardens when adding to water...
That's it... he gave no concrete details.
Two fish are swimming. One runs into a concrete wall. He look at his friend and says
Concrete evidence that kids are indeed stupid.
Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
What did the fish say when it hits the concrete wall?
Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock
So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off
Just dad joked the owner of my company
So I'm normally an electrician by trade, but work has been slow lately, so I've been helping one of his friends with some of the concrete work in a small housing development close to the shop. Well he came out and started talking to me about what I've gotten done since this morning, I told him and he goes "This is getting you great electrical experience!" I kinda laugh and reply back "Yeah, I'm learning all about grounding." He turned and walked away, but I about died laughing.
Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?
The police have concrete evidence against you.
I fell on the concrete yesterday....
.....and my asphalt realy sore after
My son: Dad, what's the hardest thing you've ever done in your life?
Me: I poured some concrete once.
Son: Was that really hard?
Me: It is now.
(This took place at lunch earlier today. Was followed by groans all around.)
Fill a bottle with concrete and then take the plastic off so you have a concrete bottle
It’s pretty useless but at least it’s a concrete idea
I did a dumb thing
I wrote my name in wet cement, but I was stupid and I wrote my first and my last name, now they've got my name, they've got my fingerprints its pretty concrete evidence...
I created a company that produces concrete airplanes
Let's just say it didn't take off
I called the council today because a family of ducks were trapped in wet concrete.
“Can someone come and fix the quacks in the sidewalk” I said.
Dam
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says “dam”
😂🤣😂🤣
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
One turns to the other and says "DAM"
What'd the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break...
This is probably because concrete floors are really hard...
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?
Two fish swim into a concrete wall...
One of them says: "Dam(n)"
Two fish swam into a concrete wall
If you don't have any concrete plans
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