Some people were born with a funny bone, but I have a humerus arm!
I know a joke about the bone in the upper arm
Its humerus
My dad told me a joke about the bone in my arm..
It was quite Humerus.
My friends have a bone to pick with me
Friends: You don't have a funny bone in your body
Me: what do you mean I've got two right here shows upper arms
Friends: what
Me: they're humerus
Not a dad but my mom was telling me about my cousin's kid.
Mom: She has a brittle bone disease. Shes 6 but has already broken four arms.
Me: Four arms? You should have started out with the fact that she has four arms, who cares about the brittle bone thing.
She called me a jackass and left. I was the only one laughing.
Worth it.
Told my girlfriend that a certain video hits me right in the funny muscle.
Her: good thing there's no such thing"
Me: "There is"
Her: "do you actually know anatomy or are you just bullshitting me?"
Me: "I was trying to think of a joke correlating to that bone in the upper arm... Forgot what it's called, but I guess I'm not that humerus."
