Tom Swiftie: โ€œWho rounded off the top of this doorway?โ€ Tom said archly.
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What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away?

We will meat again!

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The gateway arch of puns
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Did you hear about Putin's arch enemy?

His name was Mr.Takeout (before he killed himself with a mysterious bullet to the back of the head)

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Arch Enemies.
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Don't have a cow about this one
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Arch Angels
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Arch enemies [x-post from r/funny]
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Do you think geologists have an event around this time of the year called Arch Madness?
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"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.

He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"

"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.

"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.

"Well, he was our arch-enemy."

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My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".

I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jbitel
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Who is vin diesel's arch enemy?

Vin gasoline

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Some heel must have started it.
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I heard this gem at Arches National Park.

A boy is resting on the trail back to camp as his dad waits for him and as I am walking by this happens...

Dad: "So when we get back to camp remind me to spray bug spray around your boots."

Son: "Why?"

Dad: "So that the ants wont climb up your pants and bite your candy ass."

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Ha get the pun?
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My friend hurt his foot walking around a St.Louis landmark...

It was the Arch.

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There is a portal I just can't get through.

It's my arch nemesis.

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My ex-best friend used to be really nice to me, but ever since they found out I have flat feet, they've been mean to me and bullying me over it.

They're my arch-nemesis now.

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Got dad joked into next week at work

I work at a supplement retail store and usually greet people with "Hey! How are you today? What brings you in today?" and usually people will just tell me what they are looking for. So, I did the same thing to a man ~50 years old today, but instead of the usual response I get, he just responded with "My feet."

10/10. Would be dad-joked again.

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Why do Castle doors have their locks so far above the ground?

Because of the higher-key

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Poorly made shoes...

...are my arch enemy.

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Boston Knock Knock Joke

Knock knock.

Whoโ€™s there?

Arch.

Arch who?

Bless you.

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What do you call your rival memelord?

Your arch memesis.

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My father pulled this as we watched transformers

What do you call an upbeat, positive robot?

Optimistic Prime

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What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?

Oh no! My arch nemesis!

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My friend's dad dropped this one about marijuana

"If they sold marijuana at the St. Louis Arch, it would literally be a gateway drug..."

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