Arabic Molecules
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What do you call a detective dog's party held in the United Arab Emirates?
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︎ May 04 2021
Thought I heard someone say βHelloβ in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic.
Turns out it was a false salaam.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What did they call the Mexican-Arab slot machine?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I went to a supermarket in the United Arab Emirates, but all the shelves were empty.
There was literally nothing Dubai.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Whatβs the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I've started giving things Arabic names for the fun of it.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Which Arab country produces the most steel?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I have an Arab joke
But Iβll tell it to you one day inshallah my brothers.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
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What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world
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What do you call an Arabic friend?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What do you call an Arab stand-up comedian?
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︎ Mar 29 2019
So heard about the arab who got a new car? He drives a...
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Heard about the arabic paladin?
His name was pala-hadin
Dnd dadjokes
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Arabs were historically dominant...
They witnessed five victories Andalus
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︎ Dec 30 2019
You'll only get this if you know the Arabic Alphabet's letters.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
American geologists found the largest deposits of oil.
And some unknown Arab country above it.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Why aren't there any fat arabs?
Because they're muslims....ππ
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︎ Nov 03 2018
My Arab son asked me how come all our neighbor countries like us
I told him that simply its because we are all united Arabs. emirate?
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︎ May 26 2019
I M LIVID
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What do you call an Arab on a fad diet?
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︎ Jul 18 2018
What do you call a muscular Arab?
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︎ May 27 2015
What did the arabic boy says to his dad who was leaving?
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︎ Feb 09 2019
A dad joke in Arabic!
In Arabic, there are two firms: formal and colloquial. In the formal form, generally when you want to ask someone how they're doing you say "Kayf al-haal" which means "How is the state of being?" Literally asking how they are. In Kuwaiti colloquial however you say "wishlonak" which means the same thing colloquially but literally means "What color are you?"
My friend calls me and says "wishlonak" and I immediately respond "Brown!" And then burst out laughing at my own cleverness.
After typing it out I feel really lame
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I have a friend who works turning Arabic documents into English
Everytime I try to talk to him he's lost in translation.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
How do Arabic cowboys greet one another?
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︎ Nov 23 2018
What do you call an arabic prince who's a Dire Straits fan?
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︎ Sep 28 2018
How do Arabs overcome their anger?
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︎ Dec 04 2017
Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..
Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now
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︎ Jun 01 2016
My Arabic teacher girlfriend is really sick
she has been "qaffing" all night
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︎ Apr 21 2018
How did the Arabic guy greet a Caribbean guy holding lunch meet?
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︎ Aug 30 2017
They're screening a new Flinstones movie in the United Arab Emirates.
The people in Dubai don't like it much, but the people in Abu Dhabi do!
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︎ Oct 11 2013
My friend got me good when I mentioned the Arab Spring...
"isn't that a type of Axe body spray?"
I think he is ready for fatherhood.
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︎ Jul 25 2016
Dad on the Arab springβ¦
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Here's one in spanish
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︎ Feb 19 2017
Do you know why Egyptians are so sad?
Because they live in misery (Ω
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Note for the non Arabic speakers:
Egypt = miSr (Ω
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Egyptian = miSrii (Ω
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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?
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What do you call a muscular Arab?
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