Why was the Arab Shakespeare so dangerous?
Because he was Shiekh Spear
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Whatβs the proper way to greet an Arab prince?
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Whatβs a sheepβs favorite song by The Cure?
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What do you call an Arab who owns a dairy farm?
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why are there no Walmarts in iraq
Because theres a target on every corner
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What do you call an Arabic spear manufacturer?
Sheikh-Spear (Shakespeare)
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Who is the strongest Arab?
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Iranians and Arabs have never gotten along well since ancient times...
There always have been a huge gulf between them in entirety of their history
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How do you sing the national anthem of the United Arab Emirates?
I'm Blue, Abu Dhabi, Dubai
Abu Dhabi and Dubai
Abu Dhabi, Dubai...
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I thought I heard someone say Hello in Arabic...
but it turned out to be a false Salaam
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What's the Hebrew word for competitive skiing?
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What will you get if you remove B from Bananas
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The difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi is
People from Dubai donβt watch The Flintstones, but people from ABU DHABI DO!
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What do you call an Irish reptile?
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Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, HACHOO!
Sorry, I have a huit allergy.
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How do you call a wealthy Arab who built his fortune selling dairy products?
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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
No more jokes about the profit.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter
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Arabic Molecules
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Why do Arab cannibals always have the best bodies?
Because they only ever eat protein Sheiks!
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A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
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Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?
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What do you call a detective dog's party held in the United Arab Emirates?
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I went to a supermarket in the United Arab Emirates, but all the shelves were empty.
There was literally nothing Dubai.
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What is an Arab Prince's favourite Blues song?
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I was walking down the street and I heard someone saying hello in Arabic.
Turns out it was a false salaam.
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What did they call the Mexican-Arab slot machine?
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What do you call an Arabic friend?
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What do you call an Arab stand-up comedian?
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I've started giving things Arabic names for the fun of it.
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Whatβs the name of the Arab that derived the quadratic equation?
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
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What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
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What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world
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How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?
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You'll only get this if you know the Arabic Alphabet's letters.
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What do you call a muscular Arab?
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What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?
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So heard about the arab who got a new car? He drives a...
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A dad joke in Arabic!
In Arabic, there are two firms: formal and colloquial. In the formal form, generally when you want to ask someone how they're doing you say "Kayf al-haal" which means "How is the state of being?" Literally asking how they are. In Kuwaiti colloquial however you say "wishlonak" which means the same thing colloquially but literally means "What color are you?"
My friend calls me and says "wishlonak" and I immediately respond "Brown!" And then burst out laughing at my own cleverness.
After typing it out I feel really lame
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Heard about the arabic paladin?
His name was pala-hadin
Dnd dadjokes
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What do you call an Arab on a fad diet?
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Thought I heard someone say βHelloβ in Arabic.
But it was a false Salaam.
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Thought I heard someone say βHelloβ in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
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what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?
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