Dialects Puns

A list of puns related to "Dialects"

Have you heard about that dialect coach who got bullied by his students?

He took up accents against them today

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👤︎ u/WD40911
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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I was telling my friend about my thoughts on this Chinese dialect in France...

All he said was, "I don't care about Euro Pinyin!"

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👤︎ u/The81stFriend
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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I met an amazing sniper with dialectical view of social transformation...

He was the greatest Marxman I ever knew

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👤︎ u/SparkyTheDiamondDog
📅︎ Mar 08 2016
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What’s the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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👤︎ u/bridgeheadprod
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Seen this in pets at home.. mehehe
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👤︎ u/DrunkOnOrange
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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👤︎ u/Lee_Hey_pat
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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Entertainment puns

I have two favorite titles that are extremely clever puns.

“Shawn the Sheep” “Dexter”

“Shawn the Sheep” is a sly play on the dialect of the characters in the animation. “Shawn” and “shorn” have the same pronunciation in the dialect of the outskirts of Bristol, UK.

“Dexter” is a wonderful Latin pun. “Dexter” is the word for “right” and “Sinister” is the implied compliment, the word for “left” in Latin. Dexter is a series about a serial killer who only murders those guilty of crimes. His name in Latin implies he is the opposite of sinister, right or just.

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👤︎ u/serendipindy
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why did the soldier flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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👤︎ u/Liquid5n0w
📅︎ Sep 24 2016
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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent

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👤︎ u/Ray_ban_vision_
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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Why can houses never be perfect? Well, they wouldn’t be good if they were floor-less would they?
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👤︎ u/thepepperysalmon
📅︎ May 21 2018
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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

Scotch.

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👤︎ u/muelleimer98
📅︎ Mar 05 2015
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