Apricots Puns

A list of puns related to "Apricots"

My wife handed me a bag of dried apricots and I started crying

It said "tear to open"

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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How can an apricot fail a drug test?

Easy - it's a stone-d fruit!

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👤︎ u/Phallangicide
📅︎ Dec 12 2022
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I've had strawberry jam, and blueberry jam...

But I've never tried traffic jam.

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👤︎ u/fabo87
📅︎ Jan 26 2023
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What do you call an apricot in jail?

Apricaught

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👤︎ u/phantom_sl00t89
📅︎ Feb 20 2016
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My father said I'd never be a fruit expert. So I proved him wrong and got my degree in Fruit Knowledge.

How do you like them apricots?

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Aug 22 2022
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Where does a baby ape sleep?

In an apricot!

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ Aug 28 2021
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