[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derek275
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Reposting my feet joke to a more appropriate place
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ricciardo3f1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
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What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?

I feel like the 66 route is a little late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWhenWrong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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When is it appropriate to grieve?

During the mourning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4Gamble
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00

Or nein?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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When is the most appropriate time to deliver a child?

Labor Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?

When you're feeling drained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilWifeB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..

I'm sorry I oops'd up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orschinparjin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?

The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winberry5253
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take

Take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_messiah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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People, musTARD is not an appropriate thing to say

Please guys, refer as condimentally challenged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/triple_yoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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A seasonal appropriate cake for my 2nd cake day!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benburlock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Found on r/memes. Thought it'd be appropriate to post here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bear_bear1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.

Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savantard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if it’s appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.

β€œWell, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”

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What is an appropriate tool for Communists to measure time?

Our Glass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrowningStructure
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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This seems appropriate for the subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenjuicebox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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It made me exhale through my nose, thought it’d be appropriate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrgould96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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In Canada, they use the more appropriate β€œB.C.E” instead of β€œB.C.”

It stands for β€œBefore Christ, Eh?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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At what point is it appropriate to start telling dad jokes?

When it becomes apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pconling
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What's an appropriate sound effect for a dad joke about wheat?

Durum roll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aitchnyu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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My former wife highly recommended a movie that I should take the kids to see, but I didn’t think it was appropriate.

It was ex-rated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?

's mitten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit)

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/615gh8/in_a_serious_food_fight_a_food_fight_to_the_death/dfc7q3q/

Answer - Extra Sharp Cheddar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mappersdelight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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When it comes to reaching high places on my own or by using an appropriate tool...

I choose the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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The beam over the stairs in my house is a bit low, so I put up an appropriate warning sign. [yes, I'm a dad]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeronine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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The most appropriate way to say the aphalbet is 'abcdeghijklmopqrtuvxyz'...

Because the rest is nsfw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScenicFrost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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Why is coffee not appropriate to eat with crumpets in England?

Because its considered not-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RocketSauceZ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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Especially appropriate since winter is coming around...

"Before you get married, give your fiancΓ© socks. You don't want them to get cold feet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VannaValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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Grand-Dad Joke that I've grown up with... Seasonally appropriate

Which reindeer is the least famous? Olive! Olive, the other reindeer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerylNMonroe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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Cracked a dad joke on the most appropriate day: my dad's birthday

Preface: My dad, mom, and I went out to eat mexican food. Like we usually do, we order a huge platter of nachos and demolish the whole thing. Surely we are full even before our main course arrives. We all ordered combination platters that consisted of, burritos, enchiladas, and tacos which were overflowing with lettuce that no one except for my mom wanted to eat. My mom kept on nagging my dad and I to eat the lettuce so that it would lighten us up and make us feel less full:

Mom (for the 10th time): You boys should eat your lettuce. Come on now.

Me: Mom lettuce be!

Immediately my mom cringed and groaned, while my dad, after repeating the joke, gave a hearty chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadsspaghetti
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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The most appropriate thing for dads to say in a bakery.

"Dat bread doe."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7tacoguys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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At what age is it appropriate

To tell my dog he is adopted?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
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