Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brutalproduct
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What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?

Kim, oh no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
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My dad used this one for years, until my brothers and I appropriated it.

Every single time we had a bean salad with lunch/dinner (which was sometimes several times a week in the summer), he'd point to it and ask "What is this?"

"It's bean salad."

"I didn't ask for what it's been, I asked for what it is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaptorsOnBikes
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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Need appropriate puns

Context: I work at a supermarket in the fruit and vegetable section and my co-worker who does the online order fufilment thing and I have have started a little "pun war", and I need some approriate puns that would tickle her funny bone immensly, All puns and even dad jokes are fair game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badditor90
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[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derek275
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Hit me with your puns for a folk festival shirt!

My friend is designing a t-shirt for Folk Fest and needs a witty, all-ages-appropriate pun to go on it, but neither her, nor I or my fiancee can come up with one. The image on the front is of a beardy man playing the tuba, with a bird (Cardinal, I think?) coming out of it that's playing the drums. Out of the bass drum is crawling a cracked-out-looking dude wearing flannel, who's playing the guitar-looking instrument, with arms coming out of that playing the triangle. A great pun for the shirt with the word "Folk" in it would be much appreciated, and I know you guys are good at making puns, so fire away! Reddit, lend me your puns!

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Unintentional but really quite appropriate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jordy_fresh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2022
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Black holes have been given a more appropriate name /r/physicsjokes/comments/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamblingScholar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2022
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When is it appropriate to flirt with cheese?

When it’s of age

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooPandas1149
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2022
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What device do you use to measure the appropriateness of a men’s bathing suit?

Speedometer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerdrummer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2022
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In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00

or nein?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneHourRetiring
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2021
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This subreddit is more appropriate. /r/chemistry/comments/pyg…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oshazfatima
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Mega-sore-ass

(a chuckler from my childhood, not sure if it's appropriate anymore!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosserman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2022
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Feel like this is the appropriate place for me to post this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizza_turd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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My therapist told me to write letters to everyone who’s hurt me then burn them.

I’ve done that. Now what do I do with the letters?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2021
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Looking for electricity pun/punch line ideas

I'm writing an article about lithium-ion battery energy storage systems (ESS). The article talks highly of ESSs and the positive impact this technology will have in transitioning our energy grid to net neutral carbon emissions.

The last sentence of the article is currently "in short, the future for how we build cities is charged with potential."

Anyone have a better pun/punch line idea for this sentence?

Not sure if this is appropriate for this sub but if not, let me know if there's anywhere I can post this. Thanks a lot :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakExplores
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A man lost his best friend when this dog died...

The man was saddened deeply at the loss. It felt only natural that he bury the animal properly. He went to a nearby church. He found the priest and said, "Sir, can you help me? I would like to give my dog a proper burial."

The priest was bothered by the notion of burying the dog in the cemetery. He replied, " I am sorry for your loss sir, but we can't accept your pet into our burial grounds."

The man's heart sank, but he wasn't about to give up. He asked the priest, "Is their anywhere I can take him?"

The priest thought carefully and said, "You can try one of the protestant churches on the other side of town."

A gleam of hope came over the man's face. "Thank you Father, I will do just that. I do have one final question. Being a man of the cloth do you think a $10,000 donation would be appropriate for whomever will let me bury my pet?

The priest then burst out, " I am so sorry sir you can most certainly bury your pet here! You didn't mention that your dog was Catholic!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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Need some good puns

Hey reddit πŸ– First time posting an actual post anywhere. But I wanted to see what the internet could up with. For this little dilemma I have.

So basically my work place needs signs for the women and men's restrooms and we don't want boring ones. Any idea what type of puns we could use for either door sign? I'd prefer IT puns but I'm up for anything really. It must be work place appropriate though (unfortunately)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadyEllesmere
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2022
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The priest told me it wasn’t appropriate to make breakfast puns during my grandpa’s eulogy

I guess he never sausage a thing before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saucyminnow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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Reposting my feet joke to a more appropriate place
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ricciardo3f1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?

I feel like the 66 route is a little late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWhenWrong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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When is it appropriate to grieve?

During the mourning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4Gamble
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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From my kid this morning: "What do you call a really fast sandwich?"

"A sandwhoosh" [ with appropriate sound effects, of course... ]

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Found on r/memes. Thought it'd be appropriate to post here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bear_bear1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Von_Bostaph
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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When is the most appropriate time to deliver a child?

Labor Day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winberry5253
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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People, musTARD is not an appropriate thing to say

Please guys, refer as condimentally challenged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/triple_yoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Why was the letter "h" banned from this sub?

Because people were complaining that a lot of jokes here weren't really H appropriate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubendepuben2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2021
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When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?

When you're feeling drained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilWifeB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take

Take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_messiah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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A seasonal appropriate cake for my 2nd cake day!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benburlock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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The Irishman that has the parish priest to burn his dog

There was an Irishman whose dog died, he went to the parish priest and asked him to bury his dog. The parish priest said we can’t bury a dog but you can go down the street to that new sect, They’ll do anything. So the guy asked the priest what is an appropriate gift, is 50,000 enough? The priest replied why didn’t you tell me your dog was Catholic.

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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?

The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..

I'm sorry I oops'd up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orschinparjin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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This seems appropriate for the subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brokenjuicebox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00

Or nein?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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At what age is it appropriate

To tell my dog he is adopted?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
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