17 Hilarious Appreciations Puns

Appreciation: I love this sub's jokes, but we all know the real dad jokes are the ones in the comments

I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.

Keep it up you silly gooses!

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👤︎ u/ninthpower

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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Chinese restaurants do not get enough appreciation for all the work that they do

Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?

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👤︎ u/CharlieFoxtrot432

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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Much appreciation

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👤︎ u/ATMiceli

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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Pun appreciation because the guy I’m seeing is too slow to get it

him: ugh I wish you could squirt

me: wtf I don’t call out all your flaws so don’t call out my short cummings

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👤︎ u/CallMeMissKeesha

📅︎ Jan 06 2020

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I worked pretty hard at reposting this, can I get some appreciation

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👤︎ u/SeeWhatEyeSee

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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Love this sub, so here's a round of applause to show you my appreciation.

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👤︎ u/Mr-Klaus

📅︎ May 19 2019

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I always try to show my appreciation for the people at the movie theater who sell me my popcorn, soda, candy, etc.

After all, these people make a lot of concessions at work.

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👤︎ u/gideonindc

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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In appreciation of the kings of dadjokes, Monty Pyton: American beer is a little like making love in a canoe

It's fucking close to water

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👤︎ u/TogReiseren

📅︎ Dec 18 2018

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My 3 year old already learned an appreciation for dad jokes.

Last night: Me: “let’s go to sleep, I’m tired.” Her: “hi tired I’m Lennon”

Today: Her (standing on her chair at dinner): “dad whats you’re favorite restaurant?” Me: “sit on your butt please” Her: “your favorite restaurant is ‘sit on your butt please?’”

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👤︎ u/JordanMichael08

📅︎ Apr 20 2018

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Not a joke, just some appreciation

I only made this so I didn't have to comment on hundreds of posts, so delete if you want to, mods. I found you glorious bastards literally seconds ago. These puns are absolutely top-notch. Keep up the good work you guys!

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👤︎ u/Th3_Shr00m

📅︎ Oct 18 2017

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Having been raised without a dad, I never realized there was a void in my life until you all filled it. Thank you! In appreciation, I present the only dad joke I've experienced firsthand.

Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."

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👤︎ u/awildredditappears

📅︎ Oct 15 2014

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Last week there was manatee appreciation day, and Crayola retired the colour Dandelion. Oh, the Hue Manatee!

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👤︎ u/KodiakSA

📅︎ Apr 02 2017

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Not so much a joke as much as it is fatherly appreciation. Throwback from my teens

That one time my dad REALLY wanted the lawn mowed

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👤︎ u/toobroketobitch

📅︎ Jul 07 2016

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I think this subreddit deserves more appreciation.

I can say, without hyperbole, that the jokes here determine the difference between a boy and a groan, man.

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👤︎ u/Chironspiracy

📅︎ Nov 15 2015

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Apparently /r/politics has no appreciation for dad jokes imgur.com/dRBzzA0

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👤︎ u/facepwned

📅︎ Nov 28 2013

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The consequences of the earnest appreciation of dad jokes

http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3959

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👤︎ u/irpah

📅︎ Dec 18 2015

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I have new found appreciation for the original Pokemon series.

Because of moments like this.

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👤︎ u/BreakDansen

📅︎ Apr 15 2014

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