Apple Tree Puns

A list of puns related to "Apple Tree"

True story: My family and I were walking at an apple orchard today when my 6-year-old noticed a discarded apple and asked "Why is there an apple under a pine tree?"

I responded without missing a beat, "That, my son, is a pine apple."

Shoutout to the mom passing by who witnessed and appreciated this gem.

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👤︎ u/Etereve
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/I-like-JJBA
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What kind of apple grows on a tree?

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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I was lying beneath a tree pondering gravity, when suddenly an apple came tumbling down

. . . and then it struck me.

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👤︎ u/l94xxx
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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God: "Don't eat the apple from that tree. It's forbidden."

Eve: "Hold up! Who is Bidden and why does he get all the apples?!"

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👤︎ u/ImInJeopardy
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Did you hear about the botanist that tried to graft a cranberry onto an apple tree?

The results weren’t so good. He got a crapple

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👤︎ u/marcuccione
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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I tried to eat an apple off of a fake tree

It was a fruitless effort.

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👤︎ u/Jaymezians
📅︎ May 11 2019
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An Apple Tree
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👤︎ u/c0n0li0
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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How many of the apples grew on a tree?

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Idiot.

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👤︎ u/BackAwayMenThatsRape
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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The Apple doesn't fall far from the Tree

Son: "Dad where did I come from?"

Dad: "One day your mother and I were walking through an apple orchard..."

Son rolls eyes: "And you grabbed an apple not far from a tr..."

Dad: "I slipped in cider."

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 07 2017
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This apple didn't fall far from the tree

Bit of context: Mum and dad are visiting my house which I'm renovating. Today's job is to put on new doors. We are sitting watching TV and finish watching a few episodes.

I say, "ah well these doors aren't suicidal".

Mum gives a quizzical look.

Dad says, "yep they won't hang themselves."

Same wavelength.

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👤︎ u/Moves_like_Norris
📅︎ May 18 2014
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/Mathi_turtle_cum
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/IAmTheRedBeard
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

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👤︎ u/Overlevendeftw
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree ?

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/the_K_Tran
📅︎ May 09 2020
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/Wedge001
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/ark990
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/PMMePixOfYourPet
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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How many apples grow on the tree?

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👤︎ u/ambidextrousone
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/ThunderGunExpress19
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/PaulyWalnuts2
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/veryoldhippy
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

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👤︎ u/Aosinar2
📅︎ May 04 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/markrulez
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/turtletorturer
📅︎ May 24 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/KSKF_SK
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/xone01
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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What type of apple grows on a tree?

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👤︎ u/lolyesboyee
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/thebwit
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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What type of Apple grows on a tree?

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👤︎ u/fishingducks
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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How many apples grow on an apple tree?

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👤︎ u/giveashift_
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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What kind of apple grows on a tree?

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👤︎ u/csgo_Kriptonas
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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How many apples are on an apple tree?

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👤︎ u/flipflapdiddilydack
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/maaayybbe
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/ZawoBitcoinMaster
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What kind of apple grows on a tree?

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👤︎ u/DrummerPlays
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/thatindiandood
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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How many apples grow on an apple tree?

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👤︎ u/randomion
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/captainaustismo
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/Geddy456
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/Bmantis311
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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How many apple's grow on an apple tree?

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👤︎ u/BiggieNiggie
📅︎ Jun 26 2018
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So, how many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/brrraelyn
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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How Many Apples Grow On A Tree?

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👤︎ u/Taylordprints
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/Method001
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/erraticandunplanned
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
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👤︎ u/WhaddupNerd
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/7SEVENFOLD7
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/foxxbott
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/AgSubway
📅︎ Aug 09 2017
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How many apples grow on a tree?

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👤︎ u/AgentCuddles
📅︎ Feb 23 2017
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