Apparent Size Puns

A list of puns related to "Apparent Size"

I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height…

Apparently, they didn’t like my critter sizing.

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Oct 03 2022
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Did you hear about that large flightless bird that was excluded from societal norms?

Apparently it was ostrich sized.

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👤︎ u/Flibbertygibbet32
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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My Dad and the urologist shared a dadjoke at the worst time...

I was 16 and had found a small cyst (marble sized) in my scrotum. My regular Doc. had referred me to a Urologist, my dad came along "for support"

Dr: Hello, I'm Dr. so and so, what brings you in to see me?

Dad: Well it's my son here, apparently he has grown a third testicle.

Dr: I see, if that's case, the truth is you don't need me, you need to get your son an agent!

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👤︎ u/carbidegriffen
📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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I was thrown out of the local park for arranging the squirrels by height...

Apparently they just can’t take a little critter-sizing!

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👤︎ u/Sjdiver2001
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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