Those who know binary, those who repost this ancient pun, and this and those who donβt
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
In other words, itβs between Iraq and a hard place.
Amazon Prime
Pyramid schemes
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
Cyan-aura.
It was Rome-antique.
New Roman.β
It's a talent.
They called it poison IV
No rain, no gain
So Olmec one up.
She said...
"Talk to the Hans."
"TheΒ earliest exampleΒ of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, itβs a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
Toot in common
It turns out they all have a toot in common
They were pharaoh faucet majors.
Nevertiti.
They put their Anglo socks on.
...they became quite skilled at making daddy's into mummy's.
ββEuripidesββ says the tailor. ββYeah, Eumenides?ββ replies the man.
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
A Pharaoh Faucet Major.
Play-toe.
.
...or was it Sock-rates?
I laughed historically!
The teacher always tended to Babylon
There had an abundance of Cairo-practors
There was, for instance, the time he conducted a crew of new S.A.R.H. (Society for the Aesthetic Rearrangement of History -BJ) recruits β all from late twentieth-century Terra β on a training study of Carterβs World, a newly established agricultural colony attempting to support itself by the export of edible nuts. Barely into their second generation, and having yet to show a profit, the colonists were technologically backward. Nevertheless, they showed a surprising ingenuity in the use of their few advantages. It was this resourcefulness that Feghoot was demonstrating to his rookies.
βLook at the perfection with which these streets are gradedβ, exclaimed one student. βEarth-moving machinery on this scale is strictly high technology stuff. How can they do it?β
βA new alleyway is being constructed, nearbyβ, said Feghoot. βLet us walk that way while I explain.β As they strolled, he told his students that countless centuries before, the Carterβs World system had been inhabited by a now-vanished race of giants. This very planet had served them for a nursery, and among the many artifacts they had left were thousands of childrens blocks, immense and precision-cut. You simply jack one up onto logs, bring it where you want it, put collapsible jacks underneath, snake out the logs, spread soil more or less evenly beneath, and collapse the jacks.
βI seeβ, said the student. βItβs not graded road at all; its a simple hammered-earth base.β
βThatβs right,β Feghoot went on smoothly. βYou just hit the road jack and donβt come back no mo.β
His students registered dismay and anguish.
βIsnβt that right, old-timer?,β Feghoot demanded of an ancient Carterian standing by the mouth of the newly completed alley they had just reached.
βAhm afraid not, suhβ, said the senior citizen, and the students giggled at Feghoots discomfiture. βOh, we used to do it that way, but it was far too much trouble. Itβs the soil heah. You see, the very same soil which produced our famous cashews is so high in clay content that a child could roll out a road of it. Then, we simply use a system of lenses to bake it into hardness. Ahve just completed this alley mahself, and ahm just a retired professor of Sports History, much too old and feeble to handle hydraulic jacks.
βSo you see,β he finished, eyes twinkling, βMah hammered alley is really cashews clay.β
Howls of agony rose from the students, but Feghoot never hesitated. βAnd heβ, he said, turning to his students, βis clearly the gradi
... keep reading on reddit β‘It was on Tombler.
You will smell like ancient Greece
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
An old giza
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
By Demeter.
Pharaoh moans.
Cyan-aura.
Cyan-aura.
βEuripides?β says the tailor. βYeah, Eumenides?β replies the man.
