Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Where do South American frogs live?
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
How do South Americans get around in the air?
What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?
Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?
What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?
what did the south american bird order when it went to mcdonalds?
Congratulations! You won an implement that cools the jaws of south american rodents
Its a chinchilla chin chiller.
What do you get if you castrate a field of South American camelids?
A pack of lack-a-knacker alpacas.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
Why shouldn't American go to war with South America?
Because the casualties will be in the brazilians
I started teaching Spanish to Americans who live in the South.
I got a house in a South American nation, but the weather seems odd.
Even in the summer, its still Chile outside.
What do you call south american apes that get quickly delivered packages?
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?
A chinchilla chin chiller
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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