Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.

They were Inca hoots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.

But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...

'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronclark384
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Where do South American frogs live?

Chile Pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikePVT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.

It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedBigIron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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How do South Americans get around in the air?

With a Paraguayder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4D1U5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call a south American girl that's always in a hurry?

An urgent tina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Do you know how many South Americans speak Portuguese?

A Brazillion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTeddly
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you say when a South American country starts acting up?

Chile, please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosotz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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what did the south american bird order when it went to mcdonalds?

a mcpuffin with sausage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Congratulations! You won an implement that cools the jaws of south american rodents

Its a chinchilla chin chiller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AddictsWithPens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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What do you get if you castrate a field of South American camelids?

A pack of lack-a-knacker alpacas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grootisgod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.

The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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Why shouldn't American go to war with South America?

Because the casualties will be in the brazilians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParaREXX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I started teaching Spanish to Americans who live in the South.

Se habla Espan y’all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I got a house in a South American nation, but the weather seems odd.

Even in the summer, its still Chile outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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What do you call south american apes that get quickly delivered packages?

amazon primates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Which South American country is both the hottest and coldest?

Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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How many South Americans it takes to change a bulb?

One brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abhilegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.c..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeskies307
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

One Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coughdrop1989
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdurrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7SEVENFOLD7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb

A Brazilian.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubleayey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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What is the device which is used to cool the lower jaws of south american rodents?

A chinchilla chin chiller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torrell8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silveras918
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DOCTOR-MISTER
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasBroccoli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cresendo77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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How many south Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About a Brazilian....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilbandit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2015
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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidanPR33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadekko
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_the_human
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheddarfire
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Brazilians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laurenitynow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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